Nayo retweeted
my classmate cheated on all his midterms still bombed them and then pulled up to class today talking about some the F students the inventors😭😭😭honestly Fuck Yeah bro
Replying to @kneesockhuffer
Unfortunately the teachers dox you at every parent teacher conference until high school
Nayo retweeted
my friend: Nah cuz why white people got grandparent names like “gree-graw” and “pip-pip”😭
My alien friend trying to riff:And for why is the purple people named Grimace😂
*awkward silence*
Me, hitting him hard whispering in his ear: do not embarrass me like that again gorlax
Nayo retweeted
Ok I’m further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, they’re not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way they’ve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. They’re completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because they’re hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but it’s kinda radical. They’re essentially “post men.”
Nayo retweeted
south asians with low spice tolerance should be a protected minority. you see just how “tolerant” white leftists are when they find out they can eat spicier food than you…
Nayo retweeted
Replying to @linkedin_reddit
it’s true it’s like law roach number in ur phone or something
Nayo retweeted
i never asked u to be my gf. i asked to be ur bf and u said yes. so if we wanna get technical, u had a bf and i didnt have a gf. im not saying what i did was right but dont try and make it into smtg bigger than it was
Nayo retweeted
once, in a hostage situation (date), I lied when asked and said I was waiting for marriage (to repulse him). and the guy was all like, "I don't agree with that because our ancestors endured hard lives so that we as their descendants could indulge in hedonistic pleasures".
Nayo retweeted
diwali got me thinking about how you LIT UP my life . you were always my SPARK and i hate how i let things go UP IN SMOKE , DIYA still think of me ? hope ur still as sweet as the MITHAI. tell ur mom i miss her cholay
Nayo retweeted
"you have such a nice voice"
🔃 Translating...
"you are a resident of chopped city but i haven't got enough hate in my heart to tell you"
























