POV: Pitching yet another AI company to my boss on Black Monday

3 beers at lunch and thinking about getting a bag and not going back to the office.

If sleeping at work is stealing company time, isn't thinking about work at home unpaid labor?

I accidentally pooped my pants during a meeting today. But it wasn't a crisis—It was an opportunity to lean into vulnerability and practice radical composure during an unexpected operational disruption in the workplace. These moments remind us that true leadership is about navigating discomfort with grace, maintaining professionalism under pressure, and quickly pivoting to contingency protocols. With my steady hand at the ship, others in the room were hardly bothered by the foul stench emanating from my pants. Grateful for the chance to strengthen my resilience muscle and model authenticity for the team. #GrowthMindset #WorkPlaceResilience #AuthenticLeadership #AlwaysLearning

My junior analyst asking me about France:

"They’re called 'dashboards.' And they turn unstructured data into actionable insights about critical business functions.”

I work 40 hours straight you work 40 hours gay we are not the same.

"Work is gay, let's think really hard instead" - LinkedInu, 430 B.C.

Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about. Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off.

“Walk me through your resume.” Yeah so basically I did everything it says on the paper you’re looking at.

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting yesterday.

“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now.

Do I love my job? No. But does it afford me the ability to go on lavish vacations and buy anything I want? Also no.