life is a circus act and im the ringleader i bullpost my bags and nothing else

Joined October 2021
$HYPE bottoms around 75-80 imo.
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RT @_stevenhl: Hyperliquid bucket list update (HYPE $74): - Spot listings for majors☑️ - Binance lists spot HYPE✅ - Coin margin for perps…
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Topblast?
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im not interested in coins im not in the bundle with i think i will win on coins i bundle going forward, thanks for all your money
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Today US open is gonna be really interesting for hyperliquid:native. HyperStart current mNAV is 1.05 so if PURR volume catches up, they might be able to issue ATM shares and resume the TWAP At the same time, ETFs might also catch a big bid because they were closed yesterday when Trump spoke about Hyperliquid. $100 is a matter of time
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72k BTC 74 HYPE Within 24h after endless range
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Your goal is to become Donalt: > post once a quarter here > only chart the 1W timeframe on eye blasting default TV light theme bc fuck you > froze his crypto knowledge in 2017. watchlist is just BTC ETH and XRP since and it's fine > enjoy unc life LGW
$ETH Bought some and will buy some more in the coming days Feels a bit retarded to buy resistance but I feel less comfy not having it than having some at not the optimal price Will buy more if we retest green but have been waiting long enough
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“Let me get this straight, you’re lending billions with cheese as collateral?” “Not cheese. Parmesan. Parmigiano-Reggiano to be precise.“ “So, you finance this by packaging the Parmesan loans into Parmesan CDO A, which has part of Parmesan CDO B and both get put into Parmesan CDO C?” “Yeah. The original loans are backed by wheels of Parmesan. Minimum age of 12 months. Some are 24 months. 36 months. 48 month. Hell, up to 120 months. Delicious. Millions of wheels. But Parmesan CDO C is a synthetic Parmesan CDO. A CDO of Parmesan CDOs. Parmesan Squared if you will.” “What if it gets too hot in the summer and the wheels of Parmesan melt?” “We’ll sell Parmesan credit default swaps.” “C’mon! How much bigger is the market for Parmesan-backed sythentic loan and CDS products than actual edible real-life Parmesan that I can grate on top of my homemade spaghetti bolognese tonight?” “At least 10,000x.” “Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10 million in Parmesan wheels. How much money could be out there betting on your synthetic Parmesan financial products?” “Probably $100 billion.” “That is fucking crazy.” “No, it’s awesome.”
The biggest cheese banks in Italy store 300,000+ wheels of Parmesan. Dairy farmers use cheese as collateral and get loans up to 80% of market value. At ~$1,000 per wheel, that’s $200m+ in loans (banks seize and sell cheese if farmer can’t pay back). Best part: banks use automated machines that brush and turn the cheese wheels everyday to keep them fresh. *** Vid link: youtu.be/QqqVnxw1GZk?si=tefH…
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for future reference
So is pumpfun revenue real or not?
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“we sandboxed the agent” meanwhile the agent:
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After Evil Jeff didn’t run away, we have now evil tradeXYZ buying HYPE with their revenue
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wtf is even this timeline lately
HL vs IBKR has to be engagement bait you guys can’t be serious
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Memecoins is such a good way to gamble, Pumpfun must be a great on-chain investment because they generate a lot of revenue! No, it's not. Fuckin retarded Jews extractors. Literally the biggest parasits of this ecosystem. Not even mentionning this piece of shit is comparing Hyperliquid (a single DEX) to every revenue made from memecoins 🤡
Perps is such a great on-chain business! No, it's not. Hyperliquid 24h revenue: $1M Total revenue of all memecoin products: ~$2.9M What's bigger, Bloomberg or Instagram? The product with millions of users always beats the one with a few high-paying ones.
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Imagine buying the wrong META
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterJul 29
BREAKING: Meta stock, $META, crashes over -9% after reporting weaker than expected earnings.
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本日、世界最大級のオンチェーンデリバティブプラットフォームHyper Liquidの暗号資産「HYPE」の取得を発表しました。 ※国内上場企業として初 release.tdnet.info/inbs/1401… 単なる資産運用や投機目的ではなく、なぜイオレがHYPEを取得し、そして今グローバル市場(特に米国)で「HYPE DAT」が大きな注目を集めているのか、プレスリリースには書ききれなかった背景を補足します。 1. 「Agentic Commerce(AIエージェント経済)」時代の到来 イオレが見据えているのは、AIが人に代わって自律的に決済や契約を担う「AIエージェント経済圏」のインフラ構築です。 銀行口座を持たないAIエージェントが金融取引を行う際、必要となるのはプログラムのみで完結する「高速かつ低コストなオンチェーン金融」です。 Hyperliquidは秒間数千件の取引を100ミリ秒未満で処理する金融特化型独自L1とイーサリアム互換性(HyperEVM)を備えており、将来的にAIエージェントの取引基盤(世界標準の金融レイヤー)として影響力を高めつつあります。 2. なぜ米市場で「HYPE DAT」へ資金が流入しているのか? ここが今回の最も重要なポイントであり、海外のTradFi(伝統的金融)機関や暗号資産ヘッジファンドが着目している構造的背景です。 現在、米国ではAMLやCFTC/SECなどの厳格な規制により、一般個人や機関投資家がWeb3のフロントエンド(公式DEX UI等)経由で直にHyperliquidへアクセスすることが困難となっています。 しかし、「直接DeFiやDEXを使えないが、世界最大級のプロトコル収益を生むHyperliquidエコシステムの成長を享受したい」という米国の資本需要が存在します。 この「法的な壁」をクリアする唯一のブリッジとして機能しているのが、Nasdaq等に上場するHYPE DAT(デジタル・アセット・トレジャリー)企業(例: Hyperliquid Strategies社 / PURR など)です。 米国の投資家は、SECやNasdaqの基準を満たしたDAT企業を通じて、規制をクリアしながら合法的にHYPEへ投資することができるため、既存金融市場から資本が集まっています。 3. イオレの今後の展開 イオレにおけるHYPE保有は、単なる資金運用にとどまらず、自社Web3・オンチェーン金融事業の優位性を高めるための戦略的布石です。 今後は、運用による収益機会の拡張、伝統金融市場を活用した変動リスクのヘッジ、規制と整合を取る前提で自社プロダクト・サービスとの連携を進めながら、AIエージェント経済を支える強靭なオンチェーン金融インフラ「Neo Crypto Bank」の実現に向けてエコシステムの拡張と企業価値の向上を進めてまいります。 #Hyperliquid #HYPE @HyperliquidX @HYPERDailyTK @tamakiyuichiro @eole_JP
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BREAKING: $BTC DROPS TO $58.05K LESS THAN $500 OF DOLLARS ABOVE GERMANY'S $57.6K AVERAGE $BTC EXIT PRICE FROM 2024
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The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterJun 24
It's official: Crypto has now erased more than HALF of its value in just 8 months. On October 6th, 2025, the total market cap of crypto hit a record $4.3 trillion. Today, 261 days later, crypto is worth just $2.0 trillion, marking a -54% decline in value. This means crypto markets have erased an average of -$8.8 billion PER DAY for 261 days straight. Crypto is in desperate need of a new narrative.
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