@lineleader

podcast: Talkin’ tofu / blog: timid futures/ I’m here to keep up with my favorite comedians!!!!!!!

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I’ll be the first to tell you that corporate loyalty sucks but I will also point out that 100% of people are wearing masks in this Bed Bath & Beyond and that’s because we are a FAMILY
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“I am happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you as a friend. I wanted to be alone. I wanted to think about how fine everything is.”
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Frog and Toad sitting on the porch on the far left side in the foreground, there is trimmed grass and a white picket fence in the background and white flowers growing in tall grass behind that. Frog's arm is wrapped around Toad, and Toad's arm is resting behind Frog's back.

ALT Frog and Toad sitting on the porch on the far left side in the foreground, there is trimmed grass and a white picket fence in the background and white flowers growing in tall grass behind that. Frog's arm is wrapped around Toad, and Toad's arm is resting behind Frog's back.

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That video of Mitch McConnell is tough to watch but not nearly as tough as it is for the many millions of people in our country who can't afford lifesaving and life-dignifying health care specifically because of McConnell's career-long efforts to ensure they don't.
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“‘Turn for me!’ he shouted. I turned the rope for the Dark Frog. He jumped twenty times. ‘I am beginning to get hungry,’ said the Dark Frog. He jumped fifty times. ‘I am getting hungrier,’ said the Dark Frog. He jumped ninety times. ‘I am very hungry now!’ said the Dark Frog.”
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Honored to again be on this list (don’t look)
Barack Obama
@BarackObama20 Jul 2023
Like I do every year, here are some songs I’ve been listening to this summer — a mix of old and new. Look forward to hearing what I’ve missed.
Graphic with President Obama’s 2023 summer playlist.

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Graphic with President Obama’s 2023 summer playlist.

ALT Graphic with President Obama’s 2023 summer playlist.

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Every ‘90s movie has one thing in common: Jeanne Tripplehorn deserves better. – at Manhattan, NY
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Bob Larkin, 1979
The TOS crew of the Enterprise hold their ears and scream in pain as beams of pink energy emerge from a small pyramid structure on the deck of the Enterprise.

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Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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“The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake” is such a lazy line. First of all I don’t think that lakes have seaweed. Also, how does Sebastian know about lakes? Furthermore, 1/
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Don Ivan Punchatz’s cover art for a 1969 edition of ‘Nightwings,’ by Robert Silverberg
A figure with a red robe and scepter hails three golden UFOs from between the columns in a green garden. Also present are a swan, a naked guy, and an abstracted crescent moon with a woman's face and dragonfly wings.

ALT A figure with a red robe and scepter hails three golden UFOs from between the columns in a green garden. Also present are a swan, a naked guy, and an abstracted crescent moon with a woman's face and dragonfly wings.

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“can I be honest?“ absolutely not ever do not say a word please
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French Again Protest In Way Americans Are Welcome To At Any Time bit.ly/3NTmm5p
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BREAKING: More than $200 billion may have been stolen from two large COVID-19 pandemic-relief programs, a new watchdog report says. apnews.com/article/pandemic-…

The Great Grift: More than $200 billion in COVID-19 aid may have been stolen, federal watchdog says

More than $200 billion may have been stolen from two large COVID-19 relief initiatives. That's according to new estimates from a federal watchdog investigating federally funded programs designed to...

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striepe retweeted
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@dril26 Jun 2023
If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet
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Emotional maturity for me is primarily having gone from saying “I’ve seen this” to simply “hahaha”
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Initially read this as ‘Batman was arrested OTD in 1989’ and had a flash of “finally they GOT that menace”
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do you love the freezer section as much as I do? It's a wonderland
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if i found this i’d throw up
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