Lars goes shopping for clothes for Driver and while he’s showing him what he bought, a thong falls out among the clothes. He gets sooo nervous and quickly comes up with the excuse that one of the saleswomen must’ve accidentally put it in the bag

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۟ · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:14 PM UTC

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۟@sidereumnoxe20h

⠀i was a child, my spine wasn’t developed enough to be your pillar.

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𝓁𑁤 · Oct 23, 2026 · 11:57 AM UTC

𝓁𑁤@lindstromics5h

woah, that's.. a lot.

——— sub𝓁ime 𓈒ᐟ@neverkennough13h

yes !!! i like you like, from here to barbieland.

‍♯ ‍ ‍ ‍𝑤hite ‍ ‍ ‍𝙽𝒾𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚂. · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:16 AM UTC

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‍♯ ‍ ‍ ‍𝑤hite ‍ ‍ ‍𝙽𝒾𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚂.@balladoves13h

Replying to @lindstromics

@lindstromics us

angie@sweetangelette21h

𝓁𑁤 · Oct 23, 2026 · 11:55 AM UTC

𝓁𑁤@lindstromics5h

yaaawwwnnnnnnn

☀️ · Oct 23, 2026 · 12:51 AM UTC

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☀️@dammajammas17h

the gay man #gostober #courtlandgentry #rygos

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𝓁𑁤 · Oct 23, 2026 · 1:05 AM UTC

𝓁𑁤@lindstromics16h

does that mean you like me a lot?

——— sub𝓁ime 𓈒ᐟ@neverkennoughOct 22

you’re a lylal. lars you’d like a lot

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𝓁𑁤 · Oct 23, 2026 · 1:02 AM UTC

𝓁𑁤@lindstromics16h

hic hic.. sniff.

𝓁𑁤 · Oct 22, 2026 · 4:20 PM UTC

𝓁𑁤@lindstromicsOct 22

/ forgot the password to my lars alt and i cant get back in, dark times

⁫ ⁫⁫ ₫𝗿𝖎𝞶𝙚𝒓. ‍ ‍ · Oct 21, 2026 · 5:23 PM UTC

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⁫ ⁫⁫ ₫𝗿𝖎𝞶𝙚𝒓. ‍ ‍@scorpiusmechOct 21

ᅟᅟskullcrusher,@sainticideOct 1

i'm not gonna hurt you. i'm just gonna bash your brains in. i'm gonna bash them right the fuck in.

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Typeris🍁 · Oct 22, 2026 · 3:39 PM UTC

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Typeris🍁@typerisOct 22

#sundaydriver for all my sundaydriver oomfs! Thank you for request ♥️ It's already pretty snowy where I live so I'm in the mood🥹 #rgcu #drive #larsandtherealgirl typerislinux.straw.page

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Oct 22, 2026 · 2:05 AM UTC

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‎‍ ‎‍ ‎ ‎‍‎‍ 𝙜𝑢𝑛metal ‎‍ ‎‍‎‍𝙱 ͜ ‍‍‍┈𝘰ₙₑˢ ‎‍@sextocarbineOct 22

there are no 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 here 、i don't see ghosts. i did not sleep with a razor in my teeth last night. i do not keep count of my sixteen—year old 𝑝͟𝑖͟𝑙͟𝑙͟ ͟ ͟𝑐͟𝑜͟𝑙͟𝑙͟𝑒͟𝑐͟𝑡͟𝑖͟𝑜͟𝑛͟.͟

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