Inventing a school of political thought called “Latina Duck Theory”, where you can tell who’s about to lose an election by determining who’s reading children’s tv like the ancients did goat entrails.
Michael Mann Accidentally Shoots Himself in Leg at Los Angeles Gun Range tmz.me/48u5xaG
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Hope U had a Happy #Halloween ! If U wore a Risky Business, Top Gun, Lestat or Les Grossman costume @ message us w/UR pic 4our blog! -TeamTC
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CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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Thanks to Ethan Klein, my new sleep paralysis demon is some zoomette quirk chungus who would actually play board games with my husband
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Music is subjective but "the Beatles are overrated" is the clearest signal anyone will ever give that they simply don't know what they are talking about.
*deep inhale*
Guys, it’s The Beatles.
Formulaic music that got hyped into genius status by a perfect storm of timing and savvy media, not actual skill. Expert exploitation of trends already pioneered by others.
They’re a marketing phenomenon that got called the greatest because they sold a lot of records to herd-mentality teenagers, not because the music itself was ever the most advanced, demanding, or enduring rock ever made.
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Replying to @SUPERSONGBlRD
I’ve never wore eyeliner in my life please stop it with this misinformation its misleading and really upsetting my family






























