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Joined December 2019
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quick question, what happened throughout all of human history up until the present moment
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Even talking to a leftist is so scary nowadays like don’t shoot me
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🚨: A new quantum theory suggests that darkness still has light in it
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Howard back on the air, my Covid symptoms lifting, I bought a new candle that smells like cigarette smoke in a good way
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I thought this was Amanda Knox. Look into it @FBI
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When bobby flay beats a second-generation immigrant at making the signature dish of their homeland and it’s their dead grandmother’s recipe <<<<
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People I sort of know are always directing music videos for artists named Aurálita or Zopité or Trellaxxxa or something like that who mysterioisly have like 2.5 million followers 🤔 #noticing
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I taught my boyfriend the word “dickmatized” and he said, “oh, ok. Like Anna Karenina.”
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The sweet and sour Vietnamese beef I just made chile
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Popeye’s wife 🫶🏻
Lana Del Rey graces the cover of W Magazine.
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So I took a walk in boots and I have huge blisters one each on the entire bottom of each foot.
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No sign of Jack Antonoff on The Life of a Showgirl
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When the job market is so bad everyone is forced to go on reality shows >>>
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When I find out someone goes to bed early I gain the utmost respect for that person
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I’m at a place in my life where I’ve never identified with Elphaba more.
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