a friend in your pocket here on earth again. giardinera fan. northwest corner. inactive

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
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We live in a very stupid time, but it’s well deserved.
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Try being the Captain of shutting the fuck up!
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my AI agent now handles all of my dilly dallying
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Being really mad but totally cheeked up seems like the way to live these days. Yeah, everything is rage bait, but I got a fat ass.
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It is too soon to tell, but that is the choice we make right now.
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We have made this incredible website that drives everyone insane and everyone hates it except the most awful people on the planet. It's the best thing that's ever happened and the people who get rich off of it will live forever.
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Spiritual operations of maximum importance.
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Our toddler has learned to call things "hot" and when she came out of daycare today she looked up at me, pointed at the sky, then down to the ground, and said "hot, hot, hot". They're so wise
High temperatures observed today: Olympia: 96 Seattle-Tacoma Airport: 93 NWS Seattle: 91 Bellingham: 87 Hot temperatures will continue on Wednesday! Make sure to stay hydrated, spend time in air conditioning if possible, and never leave children or pets in a car! #WAwx
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i think i just do not understand what any of you do on the computer at work all day
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He only had to sustain that speed for 3 minutes and 43 seconds. Doesn't seem like a big deal to me.
I don’t think people realize how absurd this is. Scottish runner Josh Kerr just broke the mile world record in 3:42.66, an average speed of 16.2 mph. Most people couldn’t even briefly reach that speed, let alone sustain it for an entire mile.
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How You Do One Thing Is How You Do All Things
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A Mind Behind The World
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Please Do Not Stop Walking Before The End
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Boards of Canada fans are having strong nostalgic reactions to the announcement of a new album after 13 years with no new material. Perfectly healthy behaviour.
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I don't even know what the hell is going on anymore
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looks like western washington
69 acres of private Tuscany for €690k ($797k). The land includes an olive grove, a fruit orchard, a cork oak grove and 20 hectares of woodland. A natural spring produces 3,000 litres of water a day, solar panels cover the electricity and yes, it does have wifi. It's also been renovated, 370m² (3,983 sq ft) across 3 floors, 3 beds, 3 baths, with a pool and a sauna. 50 km to Volterra. Off-grid, self-sufficient, sauna, pool..what's missing here?
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Swampfest Son or Slow Impact Daughter?
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I absolutely hate Microsoft products. Sharepoint is garbage. Windows is trash. Teams is Hell.
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a sort of yin-and-yang moment with slow impact - a real reminder that the universe is all about balance
🐊 SWAMPFEST 2026 was INSANITY 🔥
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