
𝗩𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 | 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗯𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗿 - @memedotcooking
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NEAR is building an economic engine that could increasingly counter protocol inflation.
Ecosystem activity → fees → protocol revenue → $NEAR buybacks.
As that revenue grows, so does its ability to offset new issuance.
I broke down how the entire flywheel works in this video.
Explore the numbers yourself: revenue.near.org
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You called, and the creators answered! 🫡🎨
Sending pure art your way — hope the DAO is ready for this masterwork! 👇🔥
SHITZU x Noa to the moon! 🚀
@noamarket_near @shitzuonnear @ShitzuCommunity
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I'm excited for @near_ai to co-sponsor Open Source AI Week across the Bay Area this week!
Join us for incredible debates, meetups, and technical talks to help keep superintelligence open and accessible to everyone.
Here are the events I'm most excited about 🧵
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MEMES ON NEAR
From NEARLY I’m expecting @BatmanDogNear to reign supreme here with $10m the next target.
I think $DIARHEA and $NINU will break out and reclaim ATHs.
@justhootfun is getting alot of attention and expecting that to continue.
HAPPY ATHs!
Bidding the main runner $THREE but $WTH $HOODL and $RAEN are the ones to watch imo.
Or if you don’t like memes just bid the main launchpads. Both are very undervalued if NEAR continues to grow as it has.
Goldrush, Picks and shovels.
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.@mert is NEAR!
Helius CEO @mert has joined the NEAR Foundation Council, NEAR Foundation’s governing body.
An early NEAR Intents user and leading voice on privacy, Mert brings an operator’s view to how NEAR builds and grows.
“For crypto to win, we need connected, unstoppable liquidity at planetary scale. A market of markets. Neither Solana, Zcash, or Bitcoin can win on their own, we must work together. And NEAR is how."
near.org/blog/mert-mumtaz-jo…
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Most people have no idea how big a deal it is to get @AlexSkidanov to publicly commit to formally verifying @NEARProtocol. This man stayed quiet for YEARS because he refused to make promises until he could prove it was possible!
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worried about quantum attacks?
$NEAR is already built for this
post-quantum cryptography, hidden public keys and the ability to manage assets across bitcoin, ethereum and other chains through near(.)com
@ilblackdragon:
“you can have your @NEARProtocol account with post quantum cryptography holding it”
“you can hold all these assets. you can trade. you can be private as well, which hides your public key”
“you don’t need to worry about it”
HOODL didn't just survive the CTO. We started building.🦉
Two free tools for every token on @justhootfun, live today:
OWL EYE: a buy bot for your Telegram
Add it to your group and set it up with buttons. No code, no premium, no fees.
→ Live buy alerts with your own GIF
→ New holder + whale alerts
→ MC milestones + a daily report
→ Live data straight from HOOT
Add it 👉 t.me/OwlEyeNearBot?startgrou…
HOODL DROP: reward any token's holders in a few clicks
Paste a CA and its top 100 holders load automatically. Pick what to send (NEAR, HOOT, USDC or any NEAR token you hold) and split it by bag size or equally.
You review everything before you sign, and every transfer gets a Pikespeak link anyone can verify.
Try it 👉 justhoodl.fun/drop
Projects on HOOT can now run their community like a real team: alerts in the group, rewards for holders.
Built by the community, for the whole ecosystem. More tools are hatching. Hold on tight.
Before the CTO, $HOODL was actually moving really well. We got close to a $100K MC, retraced to around $60K, and started building a strong base there. At this point, the Dev had already built a game, had the website running, and the X account was active too. The community started rallying around it again, and it looked like we were on our way back to ATH.
Then people noticed a Dev sell on the chart. He explained that he sold to recover the money he had spent setting up the DEX, but the way it was communicated and the way some people were spoken to broke the trust that had been building. People started selling, and HOODL dropped all the way down to around $17K MC.
That's when one man stepped up and decided to lead the CTO.
People came back. The community started moving again and HOODL started recovering.
Looking back at everything, one of the biggest problems was communication. If the situation had been communicated properly, people would've been willing to contribute and help cover the costs. Nobody wanted the project to fail.
Now there is no Dev running $HOODL.
It's simply a group of individuals who decided that we want to make this work.
Creator royalties have been taken away from the previous Dev, thanks to the team at @justhootfun, and people have voluntarily stepped up to keep everything running.
We now have people handling socials, Telegram mods, and a Dev working on things for the community; we're almost done with the website rebrand, and there's a lot more activity coming.
And here's one you definitely don't want to miss 👀
Since the launch of $HOODL, HOODL holders have been rewarded for holding, but those rewards were being paid in HOODL.
We made a proposal to the team, and it has been accepted.
Going forward, $HOODL holders will be rewarded in $HOOT for holding HOODL.🦉
And this is just the beginning.
The HOOT ecosystem is just brewing up, and HOODL will be the one leading, there's a lot more in store. The goal is to gradually build something with actual community value and position $HOODL as a leading community, not just another token that comes and goes.
We're still early. We're still figuring things out. We're still building.
Gradually, then all of a sudden.
See you at the top, HOODLERS.
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$NEAR Moonshot | Agentic Commerce
@Bitwise's new "NEAR in Plain English" calls the agent economy NEAR's moonshot, and @DeutscheBank new $META Muse research sizes it.
Here's the math on that moonshot:
1. The Market | Trillions in Agent Spend
- US retail + services TAM: $27.4T by 2030
- $2.5T-$5.5T addressable by AI agents
- $META Muse: DB sees $2.4B-$36.3B
- McKinsey: $1T US, $3T-$5T global
- Morgan Stanley: $190B-$385B US
2. Blockchain Rails | Why Agents Need Crypto
- Cards cost 2-3% + a flat fee per payment
- Too expensive for machine micropayments
- DB: rail cut of just 5-10 bps per transaction
3. NEAR Perfectly Positioned | Plumbing Live
- @Stripe + @tempo MPP settles with NEAR
- x402 agent payments funded via Intents
- Oracle x @svrn_ai checkout pilot on NEAR
- Stake NEAR to pay for NEAR AI agents
4. Valuation Fundamentals | From the Paper
- $30B+ cumulative Intents volume
- $4.8B in September, +896% YoY
- $29M fees → $5.3M buybacks since Feb
- ~45% staked, inflation cut to 2.5%
Our Math x Every 1% of Agent Spend
- 1% of DB's $4.1T via Intents = ~$41B/yr
- At 10 bps x 28.6% share: ~$12M/yr
- +44% revenue run-rate, ~2.3M NEAR/yr
- At 3%: +131%, offsets ~40% of issuance
Cautionary Signal x Plumbing Is Not Flow
- No agent channel in Intents' top-5 yet
- DB's trillions are 2030 estimates, not today
- Bitwise risk: agents may use other rails
- Oct 1 bug ($3.8M): rails must earn trust
Moonshot not required, but if/when agents pick NEAR's rails, the framework is built to onboard them.
NEAR is building at the intersection of two problems for crypto and AI.
Crypto has a usability problem. Hundreds of blockchains each have their own assets and rules, and moving money between them can be costly and risky.
AI has a centralization problem. A handful of companies control the most powerful models and the data we hand them.
New research from @Matt_Hougan and @RasterlyRock lays out why @NEARProtocol matters for AI agents, cross-chain trading, and the next wave of crypto adoption.
Read "NEAR in Plain English”:
bitwiseinvestments.com/crypt…
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btw @mert was posting about $ZEC at $34
Nobody cared
Mar 2025 - "Zcash's privacy actually works" - ZEC $34
Oct 2025 - "you mfers wanted an entry on ZEC all week" - ZEC $291
Sep 2026 - $1,695
That's 49x from his first post
Still 39x today
Now he's doing the same thing with $NEAR
And it's only 2x from where he started
I'm not betting against him, he better then 90% of the traders
Get NEAR while it's cheap
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When the ecosystem goes jolly, you know it's time.
Jolly Crates dynamic NFTs go live today at 1PM UTC 📦
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We have identified you, sir.
Please return the funds to the following addresses:
Bitcoin: bc1qjhv3hu8rfteh5e8exfmalvx2z3pzlmjlgnzxey
BNB / Ethereum: 0xB18a1aEDfde8B70FD67012C9E9c7a088B4d0C0e7
Solana: AHTfKaeRcaK1sbSG8MFJS2uPxLBChfenigNtvbWEkhKD
You know better than most how responsible disclosure works — this is the last window to use it. After 48 hours, that window closes.
Just aped $HOOT on the NEAR ecosystem at ~$1M market cap 🦉
This isn’t just another random meme.
$HOOT is a launchpad backed by major builders + @MeteorWallet , with a revenue model that actually gives the token utility.
🦉 80% of platform revenue → $HOOT holders
🏦 20% → Treasury
🔥 11.53% sniping tax already burned
🔒 20% locked for milestones
📈 Only 58.47% currently circulating
At a ~$1M cap, I’m willing to take the bet early.
If the launchpad gains traction and revenue starts flowing, the tokenomics could get very interesting.
Early on NEAR.
Let’s see what the owl can cook. 🦉
justhoot.fun
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September a great month always.
37k+ Realized pnl on evm chains
Non evm chains $30k+ too.
I use basebot for all my evm trades and sol.
t.me/based_eth_bot?start=r_G…
For Non Evm chains I dropped all the bots on my channel always.
Join my TG channel and stay updated on all my calls.
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#Base #Sol #VíasChile #Robinhood #Near #Ai #stocks #Eth #inj #Hbar #ink
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Replying to @0xfortizo
Sorry that happened to you.
You might want to check out the OG launchpad @memedotcooking meme.cooking built by @shitzuonnear
We have high credibility, but to be fully transparent your tool reveals, that I still hold a full access key (kept it for easier upgradability). The upgrade functions etc once fully locked can only be called by the owner of the contract which is our DAO:
trezu.app/shitzu.sputnik-dao…


































