Hellooo fam - I have a new phone number. Send me a DM to get the new digitssss If anyone texted in the last 6 weeks I actually have a valid excuse for not responding this time 🤪

Regardless of time, space, physics, science, religion, and whatever else. I’ll always be with you. My Jax. My Jaxaroonie. My Jaxiepoo. My 1st partner. My Pikachu. My little scaredy cat ended up being the bravest boy I’ve ever known. Thanks for choosing me 🖤

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

I mean like… same 🥵

…maybe it’s the party talking, or the chocolate fondue… 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️

Me: I think we should up the dosage of my SSRI Psychiatrist: Are you sure? 😭

Okay but fr. If my first line reads: “…more like my shmast shmill & shmestament amiright!?” Do you think that would nullify the rest of the document?? 🧐 #dontworry #imfine #yolo

Session 4 w new therapist - Me: and that’s why I need a 2nd source of income Therapist: have you thought about streaming on twitch again Me:

I tried With the most dedication and effort But then I tried With less And I’m sorry

Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time #OKGo

If anyone wants to become friendos in #PokemonTCGPocket here’s my code! 🤙 0042395404983330 @MikeNerdlaw @JesseRachaelFL 🖤🖤

Regular razz, Great throw, Poke Ball, CRITICAL CATCH. Two down, one to go. (I’m out of golden razz, but get on my levellllll @GrantNAlex 😏) #pokemongo

YESSSSS after 145 checks (catches) ✨✨🖤🖤 #pokemongo