@lightningfarts

Bad food takes | Shiny cardboard

 Iowa, USA
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Joined May 2020
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Been a minute since I posted; here’s the annual deck pic of Canadian Highlander Jeskai Control. Foil when possible, 100% unproxied. moxfield.com/decks/xsePJIzrt…
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I see in the year 2026 that cEDH still aren’t beating the stereotypes
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Everybody: “Dack Fayden is so hard to interact with I don’t know what to do.” Me:
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I already know this is gonna flop since I have most of the cEDH community blocked on here
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Artifical Stupidity Engineer@asiandoradoFeb 9
The Commander Rules Committee just BRUTALLY mogged commander players. Rhysticcels will continue to drawgoon in tournaments as the committee continues their surveymaxxing to keep their cortisol levels from rising.
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H Puzzle@HPuzzleYTSep 18
The Aetherborn are my favorite creature type in MTG for a few reasons. I've got a new video laying it out, link below
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Brian "BoshNRoll" Coval@BoshNRollSep 16
GIVEAWAY! Ultimate Guard's new Mox Sidewinders and sleeves are perfect for Eternal gamers! Repost, follow me, and follow Ultimate Guard to enter. Sidewinders release Oct 8 and sleeves Nov 13. I'll pick a winner on Monday, Nov 2 to get a sidewinder and sleeves of your choice.
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Been a while since I posted anything but this felt like a hefty enough mail day to get posted
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Screenshots from a friend’s cube draft - forth stronk
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Life has been crazy but a shiny Magic card every now and then tends to help
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Were going for it. A CaliCommander format we can all enjoy 🤡🤡🤡
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《青黒家の食卓》管理人、オリバ
@DimirUBJul 23
【MTG x THE HOBBIT】 宝物1個を贈呈（あなたがこの呪文を唱えるに際し、対戦相手1人に贈呈する約束をしてもよい。そうしたなら、これの他の効果が適用される前に、そのプレイヤーは宝物トークン1個を生成する。） 呪文1つを対象とし、それをオーナーの手札に戻す。贈呈する約束をしたなら、このターン中、各プレイヤーは呪文を唱えられない
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I riffle shuffle and my LGS said I’m not allowed to play this in their RCQ. Everybody at EDH night doesn’t mind though.
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I can’t remember if I’ve posted this lately or not but either way enjoy
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@LIRIO_AGJun 16
“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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We did it. This was a very expensive gag, please like and share lmao
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Artifical Stupidity Engineer@asiandoradoJun 9
ComedIan 😎 cEDH Coach@ComedIanMTGJun 9
Listen cEDH players: The bait posts, they’re funny I admit it. The result: you’re losing people who would genuinely be interested in our format by making us look insanely unapproachable
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parkeuh@parkeuhhhhJun 9
goooood morning
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H Puzzle@HPuzzleYTJun 7
Amy the Amazonian ☕ 💕 🤖@coL_AmazonianJun 7
At least they made curing cancer an option!
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Everybody else: Magic power creep is getting to be too much Me: I’m playing Ravenous Chupacabra in 2026
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