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Royston Vasey
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It’s now no-time-at-all until the release of the debut @orwellian_music @sector51mixer @liflonrec album, meaning, it’s time to defluff those ear canals and begin retuning your prime audio listening equipment…because it’s not long now
We’re hiding here - linktr.ee/liflonrec
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Lots of requests for myself and Harry to revive Kevin and Perry since Oasis announcement. It’s not gonna happen. Mainly because I’m now 60 and H is 108 but thanks ever so for the love.😁
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The GB News crew are shi*ting into their hands and clapping for attention with this one 🤣
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Rioters who loot libraries, set fire to property and assault police are ‘protesters’
The Muslim community who largely peacefully counter demonstrate are ‘Islamic thugs’
Thanks for clearing that up, Bev
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Tonight’s Patrick Christys GB News show was one of the most anti-Muslim hate-fests I have ever seen. Almost unwatchable.
I suspect tomorrow’s show will be even worse, doubling up as a pre-party piss-up for Tommy Robinson’s upcoming march of fascism in Central London.
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Delivering the multi-story Skewer election special, from a multi-story car park. #protip for dealing with a slow connection, drive to the top floor of the car park & disable 5G. Hear it on 🎧 at 11:15pm on @BBCRadio4 & @BBCSounds bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0020y3… #TheSkewer
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I have no peer in this realm.
Made a difference from asking MPs and peers of the realm the tough questions on @TimesRadio @CountBinface
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You get me closer to God.
The Closer video, directed by Mark Romanek, premiered 30 years ago today.
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Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
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In The Guardian, everything is extravaganza. You are extravaganza. I am extravaganza. We are all extravaganza now #extravaganza
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It’s been a while but what a tremendous time recording this last night and a joy to be asked back for the final ever series of @BBCNowShow. Hear my approx 3 x broadcastable jokes out of 127 x unbroadcastable ones I made tonight, 6.30 @BBCRadio4.
oh no - it’s ageing…
Chris Morris's dark Channel 4 sketch show Jam marks its 24th anniversary today. comedy.co.uk/tv/jam/
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British comedy is in a really amazing state right now. There is an absolute wealth of amazing comics making incredible work.
Not much of it is making it to TV, sadly, which leaves people thinking British comedy is now shit.
Take more risks! Make more good stuff!
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Sorry Mike, just catching up on this. Hope you have a good weekend in the garden growing concrete 👍🏻.
Utterly ashamed. Still takes the money. I used to respect @StephenFlynnSNP but tonight he was arrogant, foul and downright hypocritical. Another @theSNP shill.
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I feel like I've lost a bit of weight in the last 3 months. anyone who's seen the show might know why. It's a nightly fucking marathon.
Warm-up gigs done for now! The next one is 15th Jan, then the Jonathan Pie: Heroes & Villains Live Tour starts for real.
Nervous? Who’s nervous. Not me. It’s all fine.
Some tickets are still available from jonathanpie.com
