Joined March 2011
Man started this at Ten Haag. United are fucking crap.
743 Days. 100 Matchdays. Wins - 42 Draws - 29 Losses - 29 #manunited #hairchallenge #hairgrowth #montagevideo #mufc
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Agree with all of it but at the same time no forward player has ever thrived under Arteta. Not Auba, not Lacazette, not Saka, not Eze, not Gyokeres, not Jesus, not Havertz, not Madueke, not Martinelli. At which point is that the talking point and not who's less shit on the left?
People gotta stop removing player accountability. Eze: 🔴 is 29 this year. He’s not a baby 🔴 Scrutiny at Arsenal is different to CP 🔴 His application & intensity lacks 🔴 Palace statistically were one of the lowest % teams when he was there. Loads more space to play in
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A viscous cycle. My manager Better than Arteta Sack him now Repeat
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Tweets like this are exactly why some people became “Gyökeres fans” not necessarily because they particularly like him, but because the level of scapegoating he receives is absolutely unreal. The entire team had zero xG on target until Gyökeres came on. It was sterile possession without any real penetration. Accounts like this have no accountability or standards for Havertz and the other attackers who played until the 80th minute, yet they’re quick to blame Gyökeres for not getting a shot on target, despite how noticeably better the team became the moment he came on.
24 minutes on the pitch. 0 shots on target for the 41st time in 63 appearances. His one off-target shot attempt was a nothing moment that carried no threat. Just painful that we're out here celebrating the most expensive Arsenal striker signing of all time running around a bit, losing all 4 of his ground duels, and largely doing nothing of note with his 12 touches because he can't escape EPL defenders grabbing him (62% pass completion rate). Arsenal attack ID is so bad...
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Stop hurting Man U fans or drop a freestyle ? Michael Carrick :
🤖 Made with AI
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Leeds United handing over Man United to Como😂
Athletico Madrid handing over Man United to Leeds United 😂.
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Sometimes I feel like Havertz's dropping deep and wide gimmick is more getting in the way than providing a useful option for the attack
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Lol
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LYINGGGGGGG you signed him to be an 8. I was there I remember he was Xhaka’s replacement. all he does is LIE
🔴⚪️ Arteta when asked if Kai Havertz can score 25-30 goals per season: “Yes”. “Kai has the ability to be a top-class striker. That's why he's playing there as well, and that's why we signed him”.
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Amadueke for United in 2026: 21 Matches 0 Goals 1 Assist LEAGUE OF HIS OWN 👑
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FORTY NINE DAYS?!!
🚨 Manchester United and Leeds share points! 49 days without a win in Premier League for the Red Devils. Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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You can't hide behind statpadding anymore Now they can finally see you for what you are
Bruno Fernandes last 6 games for Man United: 457 minutes 0 goals 0 assists
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Arteta is only deceiving himself. This is Havertz 4th season at Arsenal and he’s only managed to do 15 goals in all competitions once. Also, it’s his 7th season in England considering his 3 years at Chelsea and he’s never scored more than 15 goals in all comps in a season.
🗣️ Mikel Arteta believes Kai Havertz is the type of striker that can score 25-30 goals per season: "Yes, I think he has the ability to be a top-class striker. Yes, I think he has it.' "That's why he's playing there as well, and that's why we signed him. "I think he has it, and he needs that volume of games and action. "If you give him that, I'm a BIG believer that, yes, he can do it."
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Arteta exposed again. He signed Havertz to play as a midfielder. Now he is saying he was signed a striker
Arteta on Havertz: "Kai is a player of top quality. He has great versatility and is an intelligent player. He will bring a huge amount of extra strength to our midfield and variety to our play." Interesting focus on 'midfield' there in that quote.
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1) Then why hasn't he ever? 2) That's not why you signed him. We all remember.
🔴⚪️ Arteta when asked if Kai Havertz can score 25-30 goals per season: “Yes”. “Kai has the ability to be a top-class striker. That's why he's playing there as well, and that's why we signed him”.
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He was signed as a midfielder, failed, and now Mikel is out here looking at him like he’s Haaland just because he’s tall & left-footed. 280kpw. It’s his 4th season, 39 goals in 120 appearances. Bro is pushing 28 and still hasn’t found a role he’s actually good at.
🔴⚪️ Arteta when asked if Kai Havertz can score 25-30 goals per season: “Yes”. “Kai has the ability to be a top-class striker. That's why he's playing there as well, and that's why we signed him”.
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Ted retweeted
Then why doesn’t he do it
Mikel Arteta believes Kai Havertz can score 25/30 goals in one season 👀
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Timbaland pulled up to TikTok Mike’s Live!! This was epic!! ❤️
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A piece of art. 🎨
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Lamine Yamal with an OUTRAGEOUS finish for Barcelona's opener! 😱😱 "It is an absolutely obscene goal!" 🎙️
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