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joey

@lifelsapendulum
 Baltimore, MD
Joined April 2014
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Molk@molkierrOct 28
Old mcdonald when his animals wont listen to him
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Mini moon in Chicago so fun I wanna go back now 💗🌙
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we will be back Chicago :) @lifelsapendulum
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turkey bacon, ur my girl!
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I have that hotel mirror too kinda
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@welcometomynileOct 27
love a hotel mirror
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tim@venicetinchOct 27
falling. through. cloud. nine.
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me when i pull the door handle and it shatters
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Our wedding DJ having the most insane mix like, gay boys were dying
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Did an all nighter cause I’m stupid, ate a weird breakfast sandwich, got on a plane at 5:45am, had a panic attack and my face in the barf bag extremely nauseous the whole flight, got to hotel and took a 3 hour nap……. But mini moon in Chicago starts now
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thank you Twitter for finding me my husband :) @lifelsapendulum 🩷
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Me when it played at our wedding last night
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@PopCraveOct 25
2 years ago today, Addison Rae released “Aquamarine.”
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Currently listening to the greatest DJ mix of all time
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When it went from walking on air into get outta my way into SOS like oh my freaking god gay boys died
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Gimme gimme gimme into hung up…. Dying for you into club classics…. Party people x fame is a gun mashup like oh my freaking gawd.
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It’s like insane that Stan twitter gave me my husband LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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The way I made lifelsapendulum my username 9 years ago after listening to witness on the car ride to college freshmen orientation and then it played at my wedding, like it really is a pendulum
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life IS a pendulum
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life IS a pendulum
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life IS a pendulum
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Our wedding tonight was literally so incredible and perfect and I got to dance for 3 hours straight to all my favorite pop songs with my best friends and husband and I just love my life 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
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think im gonna marry my best friend today :’D @lifelsapendulum
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