Got up to some absolute bullshit last night

Case in point

Sorry dawg, I can’t join your polycule because the Quran states that marriage to multiple women is conditional on the ability to love them all equally, and you clearly have a favorite (me)

I’m kinda like the cat from harmless offering

I don’t have a good grasp of color theory or anything so when I’m putting outfits together it’s mostly “is this one of my two motifs? How much of my motif do I wanna wear today?”

What the hell is a blue farm and why does my good friend dack fayden hate it

Idk why but the idea of getting any surgery other than bottom surgery feels like cheating at life— and also super unnecessary

I think being conditioned into liking something would be hot

It just feels like there should be a chessboard between em

You’re in her DMs, I’m chained to her radiator and desperately pleading to be freed

Fight, flight, fawn, and freeze have a fifth sibling, but unfortunately there’s no word for self-destruction that starts with an f

(Oblivious) I’m so glad trauma automatically ends after a year

There are several rabbis who are trans women btw

Girl

Forgot how much bones and all makes me cry

Got my girlfriend handcuffed surely this will go well

My picture of my girlfriends bitemarks on my arm got my account locked temporarily lmao

Does this to you

Unfortunately sitting on the floor by someone while they play video games is really nice

New slip chain, it’s fun to get pulled around by and choked with ^m^