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It’s the way I just walked past this sign and in my head it said “it’s giving… season” LOLOLOL
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“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?” me:
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I DONT LIKE THAT FALLING FEELS LIKE FLYING TIL THE BONE CRUSH
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now go stand in the corner and THINK about what you did.
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I think Sam the Onion Man is one of the most slept on romantic characters in literary history. It didn’t matter what problem Miss Katherine had or came up with, Sam’s answer was the same, and is still one of the coldest lines you can say to a woman…
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In the middle of the party bitch get off of me!!!!!!!
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Alaska LET LOOSE at Precinct tonight.
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This genuinely made me laugh more than any other Snatch Game
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me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right
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Y’all really be struggling with roundabouts huh?
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Y’all I was in a zoom meeting just now tryna put a cool background on and I found the lil filters. I didn’t know people could see me trying them out until my coworker texted me this… 💀
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There are three teams at this year’s #AllStarGame: The AL, the NL, and the Atlanta Braves.
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be a good person, but pop yo shit.
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We need a new Joan Rivers. That’s the problem. The celebs don’t got fear in their hearts on the red carpet no more
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