@liamoryan

i thrive in a praise rich environment [comedian, senior writer at @theprojecttv]

 Melbourne
facebook.com/LiamRyancomedy/
Joined March 2009
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Rest of world: don't do anything crazy plz UK: fk u we used to own u watch this *does backflip *money falls out of pockets *cracks head open
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I’m so low status that when the Maccas guy told me to drive thru to the next window I said “yes chef”
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We’re getting this campaign rolling! Written for the killer @amandabuckley75
The Project
@theprojecttv8 Apr 2022
It’s the talk of the nation! When will PM Scott Morrison call the Federal Election? The Side Project has been following Rebecca Beckalter, the staffer in charge of picking the day to call the election and when to hold it. There’s been a few hurdles to deal with. #TheProjectTV

When Will The Federal Election Be Called?

It’s the talk of the nation! When will PM Scott Morrison call the Federal Election? The Side Project has been following Rebecca Beckalter, the staffer in charge of picking the day to call the election and when to hold it. There’s been a few hurdles to deal with. #TheProjectTV

When Will The Federal Election Be Called?

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It's been a HUGE couple of weeks in Canberra, but there is one mystery that just can't be solved. Who leaked the text messages? Well, our mates at The Side Project have found Joanne Stamford, the Minister for Messages, who is doing her best to find out. #AusPol #TheProjectTV

Minister For Messages Gets Investigation Underway

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Mate if you think I little sign is going to stop people fucking the fence you’re very much mistaken
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“I mean it’s one rapid antigen test, Michael. What could it cost? Fifty dollars?”
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With the unofficial election campaign starting, we follow Sigrid Preston as she starts getting her slogans ready for whichever party can afford her. She has some very solid ideas for the election, that's for sure... #TheProjectTV #SideProject

How Election Campaign Slogans Are Decided | The SIDE Project

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With Scott Morrison now returning to Australia after travelling to #COP26, we look back at the week that was for Team Australia’s Executive Assistant, Patty Walkins… She’s has had QUITE the week.

ScoMo's Assistant

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Our little street is set to become a construction zone so we've gotta move. Luckily we've found a new home but we need your help to make it happen. We're touched by your kind words & generosity so far, you make a silly old studio feel young again. | LINK: igg.me/at/sosgottamove

Stupid Old Studios Has Gotta Move!

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I am sitting in a Vietnamese joint eating pho and being treated with contempt bordering on hostility by the proprietors and honestly I’d forgotten how much I missed this! I love it! We’re back baby!!
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It will always be funny to me that when I was little the teams in our tee-ball league were all named after their sponsors. So you'd be playing 'The Timezones' or the 'Red Roosters' or 'The Hungry Jacks'. We were sponsored by a local hairdresser. Our name: 'The Joe Foglianis'
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Always fun making these!
The Project
@theprojecttv8 Oct 2021
Meet Tina, Australia’s new federal anti-corruption watchdog. She’s having a few issues with trying to get to the bottom of, well… anything. #TheSideProject #TheProjectTV
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Meet Tina, Australia’s new federal anti-corruption watchdog. She’s having a few issues with trying to get to the bottom of, well… anything. #TheSideProject #TheProjectTV
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‘berejiklian hagiography’ is the wildest jumble of letters I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen them in that order at least a thousand times in the last 24hours
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Sat on soysauce fish that had somehow found its way into my back pocket. Heard a pop, reached down and found my hand covered in what I assumed was dark venous blood. Chilling few seconds trying to work out which part of me had burst.
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Before I had kids I could look any of you in the eye and say “I’ve NEVER walked around in public with human shit in a bag” then one day that changed.
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Establishing dominance in the work place by scratching my back against the open plan office partitions like a grizzly bear
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Just finished 7 days quarantine and went full Tim Robbins at the end of Shawshank arms out in the rain kneeling in the Caltex forecourt until the toots and cries of “move idiot”became deafening
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An earthquake in Melbourne! Those dudes singing Horses on the Westgate have truly angered the gods!
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Wrote this for the killer @amandabuckley75
The Project
@theprojecttv11 Sep 2021
With Australia racing to get vaccinated, we’re following civil servant Edna Blodge as she tries to get some more Pfizer into the country. She’s VERY multicultural and drives a great deal!
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