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Liam Jordan

@liamjayx

If you’re nae hayin a laugh you’re wasting your time.

 Fraserburgh, Scotland
Joined September 2010
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Yer da's taking the divorce well
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Richy@R1130_30 Nov 2024
My bloods 90% Tennents Lager & I’ve made it to 30. Makes you think.
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@nypost28 Nov 2024
Bodybuilder, 28, dies from cardiac arrest at the gym trib.al/ATcUBtb
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Pep Guardiola if he managed Manchester United
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Day 1 of Christmas ganzie season. New additional to the collection. Design 9/10 Feel 7/10 Overall 8/10 Will feature next year
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Day 14 RETURN OF THE GANZIE!!! Picked up yisterday whilst getting last bits and bobs in aberdeen. Design 10/10 Feel 8/10 Overall 9/10 Finishing strong for the last day of work.
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Christmas Ganzi Season hath arrived. Thankfully nae oot for xmas so hae to be a jolly wee cunt now. 2024 debutant providing both seasonal joy and nostalgia hits. Design: 10/10 Feel: 7/10 Nostalgic bonus: +2 Overall: 9/10 It's christmas, im gunst to talk about the turtles
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Despite the tom foolery, I have not had a rootin' tootin' day
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Roll on getting hame for a 1) Creammmmy fuckin pint oh Guinness 2) Mega Pint oh wine 3) Tequila, lime and water
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I'm fuckin cryin! Turn it up!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Walk up to the camera & do somethin"😂😂😂
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george
@StokeyyG230 Oct 2024
The little kid 😭😭😭😭 xitter.cf/cpfc_geezy/status/1851…
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WE’RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they’ve been asking for… a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We’re looking forward to having fun on the big screen again.
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Paddy Power
@paddypower28 Oct 2024
Confirmed
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@paddypower12 Apr 2022
BREAKING: Man Utd have reached a verbal agreement with Erik ten Hag to ruin his promising career in under 3 years.
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Greggs
@GreggsOfficial15 Oct 2024
What's the charge? Filling a bake? A succulent Steak Bake?
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@NoContextBrits10 Oct 2024
Greggs staff collecting the steak bake filling.
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@bizlet79 Oct 2024
Always the ones you least expect.
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@AFpost8 Oct 2024
Osama Bin-Laden’s son Omar deported from France for allegedly glorifying terrorism. Follow: @AFpost
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“How are you equal if the men are the ones who have to fight & die to defend the Country?”
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TONY™
@TONYxTWO30 Sep 2024
Omg lol!!!! Guy bought a signed Taylor Swift guitar at a live auction for $4,000, only to destroy it 🔥🔥😭😭
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Paddy Power
@paddypower27 Aug 2024
In the time between Oasis splitting up and reforming, Watford have had 19 managers, Luis Suarez has bitten 3 people, Chelsea have signed nearly 200 players, Man City have accumulated 115 charges, VAR has been introduced, and Tottenham still haven’t won anything.
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@paddypower6 Jul 2024
A day in the life of a Scotland fan... 18+ BeGambleAware | #Euro2024
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If you are worried about Benefit Fraud £0.5bn but not Government Corruption £219bn. Immigration £2bn but not Tax Havens £150bn. Junior Doctors pay rises £1.3bn but not Bankers tax cuts £7.3bn. You‘re buying their lies.
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A clear message from Scotland fans.
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Brilliant File under ‘Racists are not very bright’.
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