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I’m doing the 30x30 November Challenge it’s where I nut 30 times a day for all 30 days of the month

tomorrow I’ll be casting my vote for Penis

I do not observe No Nut November because I am an ADULT with NO SELF CONTROL

woke up to $200 in my cashapp from a follower, submitted a second TLP appeal, don’t have to go to work today,,,,, uh yeah i’m thinking it’s gonna be a Good Day

michael poet

Vote Blue No Matter Poo

if bob odenkirk had his way that’s all saul would be doing

e***n has denied the appeal to reinstate the original lesbian pervert account. rip to the end of an era <3 going from 300 to 20k+ in a year was a wild fun silly time and i’m so grateful for all the amazing friends i’ve made along the way

Vote Poo No Matter Who

no babe i don’t have a boner right now that’s just my evening wood

girl who is definitely Not Begging for pizza

I wish Nancy was real I would smoke a joint with that bitch

whatever *ties your bush into 100 tiny knots*

I love when my cat lays down next to me and starts purring like she’s just happy to be here

does Burger King make anyone else pay with their body or just me

november first. the unlocking of the chastity cages can be heard around the world

I gave a crow a piece of my breakfast sandwich this morning and he’s just been sitting on the hood of my car all day waiting for me to come back

another normal day for me on x the everything app