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Hell, MI
Joined July 2012
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I listened to 5 seconds of the 5 am club book by @RobinSharma and immediately picked up on the misattribution of a quote (my senior quote) to F. Scott Fitzgerald that was written by Eric Roth for the screenplay of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button which is a loose adaptation
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So … do editors not care anymore? Cause this is the shit that gives me trust issues and makes me not believe a single thing someone else says. Just like that fake Alice in Wonderland quote that constantly goes around about the best people being bonkers. Drives me insane.
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Announcing something cool next week…
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So, theory: Patrick Clancy drugs and sedates Lindsay and removes her Apple Watch if she wasn’t already wearing it so there is no HR, no emergency call for help on the watch, no alerts or triggers or calling for help. Patrick uses the watch to stage a call between them while out
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Now shouldn’t the watch, if it’s able to answer a call away from the phone, have its own plan/data and be able to be checked by records as to its gps history and call log, etc to rule this out?
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So he has an alibi and makes it seem like the timeline is solid and she was awake and fine and answered a call, but really it’s him calling the watch that’s in his possession. He has time to put the watch back in the drawer before calling the police.
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This is literally the most disgusting, inhumane, and embarrassing thing our government has publicly posted. I’m so embarrassed to be governed by these immature assholes who think they are so clever and funny.
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Y’all love Vecna and I loved… a guy trying to run off with some girl he never met he saw in a window while walking down the street one day
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My last post/statement about the doxing. I really would like to just move on.
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Replying to @StephenKing
King mood is my mood
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A reminder that you’re more likely to have violence inflicted on you by a cis white male than any LGBTQ+ person and if you are trans you’re more likely to be a victim of violence than others. What this person did was terrible beyond words, but using it to push an anti trans narrative is gross
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I got my husband really good @bigtimerush tickets for his 30th birthday. He loves them. Has vintage concert shirts and magazines and met them and all that jazz. This man, 100% seriously, turned to me in the car and asked, “Will you try to get chosen as one of the Worldwide girls?”
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I’m like… are you serious right now? He says they wouldn’t sing it to him so that’s the next best thing. After reminding him how awkward I am, we both agree it’s for the best that I keep my happy ass right in my seat. But maybe I’ll pop a wig and makeup on him and he can get chosen
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My neighbor just put out a giant American flag in front of their house and it’s so sad because I can’t tell what that means anymore. The country feels so divided that I can’t even tell the statement they’re trying to make.
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I guess this is what it feels like when your country is divided straight down the middle. Definitely nervous about whatever comes next.
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the fact it’s very old white people and we live in a southern state makes me really want to lean one way and I recognize the judgement on my part, but… the fact that that’s how my brain automatically groups and differentiates the two sides is telling.
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Happy 30th birthday to the most wonderful husband, dad, best friend, and person that I know. We are so grateful for you and the happiness you bring us all every day. I hope that 30 brings everything you wish for ❤️ @edsheeran cake and all.
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The cake needs a moment to shine though because my cake lady is the best. I gave her full creative freedom as long as this photo of @edsheeran and this saying was what was used and she delivered. Funfetti with chocolate ganache and vanilla buttercream *chefs kiss*
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I still want @DeadbyDaylight to get @ChappellRoan to cameo in the movie as Mikaela AND get @SpooknJukes as a cop that gets killed. That would make all my dreams come true
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