gaand main daal lo apni non chalance

Have been trying to disconnect my airtel broadband and separate numbers in a plan for three days now @airtelindia Maa chud walo apni

Saara samaaj isi baat pe tikaa hua hai ki 20 din main duniya khatam ho jaayegi, agar nahi hui to kaafi plans kharab hone waale hai ( mere bhi )

Indigo ne kya raula jama rakha hai bhai, karlo jo karna hai, karalo mehenge tickets, kahan jaoge, hai or koi option?

Tum or tumhari bhadwi sweater mujhse dur raho

Maa hudao tum or tumhara pinned tweet

In a wedding and high as a kite, got jump scared by the dhol

Saare bhaiyon ne black friday ki ram ram #BlackFriday

Agar yeh ladkiyon ko poora control dedo to kutton ki tarha poori mard jaat ko castrate kar dengi

Everyone in the world could just set their headers to Rickroll and create history but sabki gaandmasti to dekho header pe sirf chodbhangda lagana hai

ohh I don’t think so

Reasons for a beautiful life

Kal shaadi main gaya tha bimaar ho gaya, ab marne ki haalat main hun, parantu twitter samaaj ko itallah karna bhi aavashyak hai

Taliban is doing better work than BJP and I’m not even being sarcastic

Only two Marathi phrases I learnt to be in Maharashtra is “Mausi chi gaa**” and “Maaru Nako Maaru Nako”

Banana

Dost ki shadi main ghar aaya tha, ex situationship bhi yahan apne bhai ki shaadi main hai, or pehli ex trip pe hai, donon ki stories dekh ke dukhi ho rha bhenchod

Jab Rekha gupta ko CM bana diya to Rajiv Talwar ko bhi rashtrapati bana hi do

I turned on my kitchen stove a total of five times yesterday, four of it was to light a joint

Macdonalds who