Thank you @KygoMusic for spending 2,457 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/23fq…
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Just tried to buy wine a Kroger at 9 am for my friends birthday brunch, but they don’t start selling alcohol until 11 on Sundays. So here I am looking like a raging alcoholic on the lords day while they take the bottle from me
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It is officially September so if anyone wants to wish me a happy birth month or Venmo me $1000, now is the time
Just made pancakes at my mothers house and she had the syrup in the fridge. Is this monstrous behavior or is it just me? Where does the syrup go?!
77%Pantry Syrup
23%Fridge Syrup
35 votes • Final resultsI ate an impossible burger from a restaurant today and it tasted so much like real meat, it freaked me out. I will never be eating another one again in case you all were wondering
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