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lex@lexicutedMar 29
hitting the positive meniscus at nicks rn
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Woke is so back that if you don’t make Charlie Kirk jokes at work you’re getting fired
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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AND SWITCH THIS FUCKASS SITE BACK TO TWITTER AFTER TONIGHT @/elonmusk
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they're giving barron trump double Ds
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GO AHEAD AND POST THAT I VOTED STICKER @NICKIMINAJ
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EVERY BAR IN AMERICA IS NOW COVID CONSCIOUS BEGINNING TOMORROW
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We putting Ms Rachel on College Gameday
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today on twitter has made me so excited for the day It Happens <33
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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can’t wait to send my kids to school tomorrow for their free gender reassignment surgeries, get 42 abortions in the morning, then work on creating at least 348 new pronoun sets #wokeisback
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vote blue if you got good pussy
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the “i voted” sticker will stay on during sex tonight
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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why was there no line for the polls in the imu… seriously go vote
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i love walkmogging people who are shorter than me hahaha your legs are so small they do not take you very far i could walk circles around you
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gonna make a burner to tweet out depressing shit and spare you all
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`@wtfjossyNov 2
i like twitter because it doesn't show me "people you may know"
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bold of my brain to assume i want to think about anything that’s ever happened
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