Back with a vengeance + 280 characters
Joined March 2021
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In other news, @megstalter - the gift that keeps on giving (cc @nycomedyfest)
Daniel Walters retweeted
🚨Today I give you my second EP, Write Me Off The Show. No press, no bs. Share it if you like it. Your support so far is the only reason it exists, so thank you for giving me a chance and a purpose. vladholiday.com/linkinbio
Daniel Walters retweeted
To those asking why… They want us to put mayonnaise in our coffee. I won’t tolerate it.
Through the power of investigative journalism, we are going to spend the next hour getting to the bottom of one important question: Just who is Chris and why exactly does he/she/they belong to Ruth? – at Manhattan, NY
Sex is great but what about the instant satisfaction that comes from making a call you’ve been dreading and catching their voicemail – at Queens, NY
It’s no secret that there’s been some pushback against @Delta and other airlines requiring masks and covid testing for international travel but I say, why stop there? Let’s also require IQ testing because that’s the real pandemic here – at Queens, NY
If you unironically post “Since a lot of people have been asking...”, I’m going to go ahead and assume that quite literally no one asked – at Mitry-Mory, France
Learning how to Twitter over a millefeuille in #gayparis with my favorite boy @JackJamesBusa. Am I twattering yet?
. @JackJamesBusa just compared this to a Salvador Dali painting. On a scale of 1 to Jack, how stoned are you rn? – at Paris, France
Can someone give me a masterclass in getting back into the Twitter gig? Because it’s been a minute, I’m vining and ready to dive in🤿
