ominously gay || she/her

Stockholm, Sweden
Joined July 2014
btw I’m leszy on the blue app if you’re there
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"midriff"? heh. trust me buddy, there ain’t nothing mid about this riff *starts playing enter sandman poorly*
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I did a soup kitchen and thought it was really weird how a hundred people were relying on me having a free weekend to get a warm meal while there were dudes with mega yachts
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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lmao
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"just stop torturing children" is such a reductive argument that completely oversimplifies the issue. it also just shows how ignorant you are of omelavian culture. this is an ancestral practice that has guaranteed the prosperity of our society.
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Para algunos todo es un crimen de lesa humanidad menos los crimenes de lesa humanidad
Prender fuego este edificio debería ser un crimen de lesa humanidad
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I don’t mind sharing a wall with my male neighbor but I hate hearing him laugh. What’s so funny, the wage gap?
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Every single Republican president in my life has started a war in the Middle East and crashed the economy. Why is ANYONE rightwing, I genuinely don't understand.
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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I dreamt last night that the big new “challenge”trend was to go to work wearing a custom-made T-shirt featuring an image of your workplace on fire
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it’s because you’re always in that damn whale
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Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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Probably not I would guess
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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as someone who likes simple boring things, the phrase 'minimalism was made up by big small to sell you more less' has really done a number on me. im haunted by it every day
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being a cinephile outside of the US
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(Marxistly) science is for boys and star magic is for girls
anti-astrology is always a veiled misogyny
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The most vindicated reply in history. Nobody has ever been as correct.
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I love my Norwegians, Swedes, Danes , Finns. I genuinely believe that when we die we will all go to a big car ferry with slot machines and live music and duty free, and we will laugh and understand each other – TRULY – truly understand each other. And we’ll cry, and laugh more.
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jesus christ
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
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on m’a donné un oeuf pour la manif
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this is the only dune tweet
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eu costumava ser de esquerda, mas aí você cresce, se torna independente, estuda, lê, entende como o mundo funciona, e agora sou extrema esquerda
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