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"midriff"? heh. trust me buddy, there ain’t nothing mid about this riff *starts playing enter sandman poorly*
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I did a soup kitchen and thought it was really weird how a hundred people were relying on me having a free weekend to get a warm meal while there were dudes with mega yachts
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"just stop torturing children" is such a reductive argument that completely oversimplifies the issue. it also just shows how ignorant you are of omelavian culture. this is an ancestral practice that has guaranteed the prosperity of our society.
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Para algunos todo es un crimen de lesa humanidad menos los crimenes de lesa humanidad
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I don’t mind sharing a wall with my male neighbor but I hate hearing him laugh. What’s so funny, the wage gap?
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Every single Republican president in my life has started a war in the Middle East and crashed the economy. Why is ANYONE rightwing, I genuinely don't understand.
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I dreamt last night that the big new “challenge”trend was to go to work wearing a custom-made T-shirt featuring an image of your workplace on fire
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as someone who likes simple boring things, the phrase 'minimalism was made up by big small to sell you more less' has really done a number on me. im haunted by it every day
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I love my Norwegians, Swedes, Danes , Finns. I genuinely believe that when we die we will all go to a big car ferry with slot machines and live music and duty free, and we will laugh and understand each other – TRULY – truly understand each other. And we’ll cry, and laugh more.
































