I am the Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal, more or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire, these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.

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Your very presence irritates me.

You just have to nod your beautiful head and say yes.

Non più andrai, farfallone amoroso, notte e giorno d'intorno girando!

A last dance before the feast?

When I first started learning English, I abhorred it. Every word felt like a doorknob falling out of my mouth. Chapeau is a hat, étoile was a star, a pamplemousse was a grapefruit. But when I started dreaming in English, that’s when I embraced it.

I love you, Louis. You are loved.

Tell him I love him, Armand.

And I thought as well that you would make a flowery announcement. Tell me what a monster I am; what a vulgar fiend.

And what truly lies before you is vampire nature, which is killing.

Au contraire, ma chère.

A thousand nights of sulking and the first sight of her, you are just gonna up and leave me?!

But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable!

Va te faire foutre toi aussi!

What rage you must feel as you choke on your sorrow.

What can I say? I’m a lot. I'm not perfect.

She’s mad! She pollutes the very house we live in!

It’s easy to get carried away when you’re young and in love.

Vampires don’t settle old scores. We harbor them.

C’est un arbre tombé. Raboté simplement pour les simples d’esprit. Du même arbre on fit le pied d’une table et... là une flûte.