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Me myself and I. Biggest Fermín Lopez fan🪢 Lifelong @FCBarcelona fan💙❤️

Joined March 2020
Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
They wrote their version of the plan. I drew mine from scratch, built on everything that broke me and everything that didn't. 🔥 This one came STRAIGHT from my heart to the mic to your speakers! THE BLUEPRINT IS ALL YOURS TONIGHT!!! 🔵🎶 Turn it up. Play it loud. Tell somebody.
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This Garri I jus soak man E no get one single flavour 💔
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ladies wait till 2 am to have sex then say the pussy put you to sleep
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
e don dey start Alhamdullilah this is why I am here the next few tweets she no go believe her eye
EREN KILLED HIS FATHER!???
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Even though I’ve seen what Seyi Makinde is capable of firsthand I still don’t think this is the best time to split votes between Him and Peter Obi. You simply cannot afford to do that while going up against a politician of Tinubu’s calibre Our best bet would be to Vote Obi🙏
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Will be using this going forward
are you a light bulb? coz i want to eat your pussy.
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
*searching for the clit* ummm… it’s right behind me isn’t it?
*finds the clit* ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
God will punish you! Your phone charger will spoil. Your screen will break. Your generator rope will cut. Your solar panel will catch fire. You go join Neolife. For tweeting this, you shall regret and come back here to apologize!
boobs are so overrated
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
just vote peter obi tomorrow abeg 🙏🏾
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
Bitch I was even recording anybody staring at me on d streets of Amsterdam 🤣🤣🤣 Crazy times … #Euphoria
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
You're a stup!d fellow If Zino didn't record that call, is that not how Lil Frosh will lie that he didn't make the call? No be una dey find evidence before?? Why did Davido asked Lil Frosh to call Zinoleesky??
that was a proper b!tch move from zino. why are you even pulling out a phone to record you and your best friend conversation?
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
Now d conversation changed to y I recorded 5 days after d whole country said we killed someone ok … EUPHORIA ON D WAY
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
Yes be scared ! Omo ologo friday 13th First off Euphoria the e.p
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Rumpelstiltskin retweeted
I have seen this before 🤷‍♂️😂
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Sorry nau😭
Hate it when men try to force dom. All you know is “good girl” and “i think you like being told what to do”. Agbaya olodo fool
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When they gave you madrid( Atletico)
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You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.
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Na tears me I no con like oh
Que asco de arbitraje y que asco de Barcelona. Que equipo más sucio y beneficiado. Desde el segundo gol no han jugado a una mierda, solo a fingir faltitas y pasear el balón para perder tiempo.
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“People you may know” No worry I sabi am very well😹😹
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