there is a Ron Artest joke to be made here...
#BREAKING Facebook is now "Meta"
"Now we have a new North Star," CEO Mark Zuckerberg says. "From now on, we are going to be Metaverse first, not Facebook first,"
Coaching 8 year old soccer practice this eve; instinctively head-butted a ball (that was kicked at my face) for the first time in 20 years; deeply regret it
Brickfest so far at Hinkle. Syracuse 1-8 FG, Houston 3-13 FG. Jimmy Chitwood would not approve #NCAA #Picketfence
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PSA: all episodes of The State are now on Paramount+, which launched this morning.
@KenMarino @MichaelPJann @KerriKenney @thomaslennon @michaelianblack @JoeLoTruglio @TheKevinAllison @davidwain
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MIKE PENCE: men's clothing should be on one floor and women's clothing on another so we can all have a comfortable shopping experience at Target
MODERATOR: the question was how have you handled the Covid crisis
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[30 years into the future]
me: you know netflix used to send films by post
my amazon smart watch: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain from talking on the packing line. Please say "Productivity" to acknowledge
me: productivity
Watching clips-lakers...gotta say the new corona-NBA is pretty damn good TV. Kudos to everyone who dreamt up this product to keep hoops alive
invented a new trail mix today, honeynut chex and cashews. might teach my kids to count to 1,000 tomorrow. #quarantinelife
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Maybe choosing the dumbest person on the planet to lead us through a global pandemic was a bad call after all
To the cop, who, on March 5, found my NYS inspection sticker expired and wrote me 5 separate $50 tickets, one for each delinquent day: thank you for the reminder(s)
I don’t know, in my renter days I was always happy to write a $9K check to someone in exchange for unlocking an apartment I found online and then rushing me into a big financial decision. nyti.ms/373SDhq
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Not kidding. The earth is running out of dirt. At least, the kind we need to survive. I had a fascinating conversation with Jo.
Next week on #ClearAndVivid, Dr. Jo Handelsman (@jo44atWID) chats with @AlanAlda about the invisible microbial communities that we depend on for our lives! Just how important are they? Listen Tuesday, January 14th, on your favorite podcast destinations.(@WIDiscovery)🔬 🎙️













