stupid fucking idiot, smartest man alive. priv @ericingotham

Joined January 2026
A vampire who’s brain is in their teeth and likes fall out boy: Fangs for the memories
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Does that shit say 112k likes
Bought a calculator at five below and every answer is 4
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blowjob themed handjob
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Bought a calculator at five below and every answer is 4
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I saw The Devils a few days ago. Masterpiece obviously. Why can’t we make movies that look like this anymore.
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You’ve got a fat cock or whatever Tracy Chapman said
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It’s been a really hard week but I called out of work and saw You Can See Everything at 10am and it was the best three hours of my life. Instantly the best of the year.
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I watched that Resident Evil 7 short film and while well made it kind of proves that direct adaptations of something are largely pointless.
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If A24 doesn’t put Tony on blu ray, I will be furious. Insane that they pick and choose what films get a disc. Death of a Unicorn makes the cut, but not SORRY BABY!?!? Frustrating.
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I haven’t played call of duty in years and this is unironically the reason lol
Because Modern Warfare 4 is also part of the Call of Duty app, there will be no Platinum Trophy for MW4 on PS5. (via @PlaystationSize)
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Crème Brûlée and dry handjob
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Me and pinhead go way back
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Told my coworker my headache over the weekend was so bad I almost drove myself to the emergency room and he goes “personally I would have taken aspirin” hey thanks for the advice pal
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I had fun but wow what an annoying audience
I am now seated for the Dead Meat movie
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“Let’s see what’s coming to an AMC theater near you” and immediately playing an ai generated Fanta ad we should all die
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I am now seated for the Dead Meat movie
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Horror’s gotten more mainstream the past decade or so and now a lot of newcomers are having a bad time realizing it’s not all for them
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Only one of these movies made meaningful improvements and is arguably better than the original.
Which remake/ reboot did it better...
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I really hope this does well and sends a message that horror fans are burnt out on multiplayer games and want handcrafted stories to experience in our favorite scary worlds.
I finished Hellraiser Revival. One of my favorite games this year. I have a few minor annoyances (mostly a glitched trophy keeping me from 100%) but overall this is a treat for fans of the franchise and the best Hellraiser in nearly 40 years.
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