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ALT For some reason, the MSBY Black Jackals' starting setter, Miya Atsumu, has recently been seen with a baby. Nobody seems to know where this baby comes from or why he has it. Hinata: Ah, I think it's his nephew? Bokuto: TSUMU GAVE BIRTH! Hoshiumi: Miya Atsumu has never had sex.
![Sakusa: It's not mine. Reporter: That wasn't the question – Sakusa: No more questions. Kageyama: What do you mean, where's the baby from? Do you not know where babies come from? Reporter: What I meant was – Kageyama: You're an adult! Even I know where babies come from! Ushijima: Ah, yes, his name is Hotarou. He weighs around 6.5kg, which is a healthy weight. Reporter: The question was – Ushijima: He is already able to grasp objects if they are within reach… [Ushijima falls silent, his eyes misty.] Ushijima: Please excuse me, I need to make a call to France. Reporter: Miya-san, can you confirm the origins of Miya Atsumu-senshu's baby? Osamu: Huh? Tsumu has a baby? Unfortunately, the only person who could calmly explain the situation, Kita Shinsuke, is not known to the press.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HISdA5qaQAAFrZf.jpg?name=small&format=webp)
ALT Sakusa: It's not mine. Reporter: That wasn't the question – Sakusa: No more questions. Kageyama: What do you mean, where's the baby from? Do you not know where babies come from? Reporter: What I meant was – Kageyama: You're an adult! Even I know where babies come from! Ushijima: Ah, yes, his name is Hotarou. He weighs around 6.5kg, which is a healthy weight. Reporter: The question was – Ushijima: He is already able to grasp objects if they are within reach… [Ushijima falls silent, his eyes misty.] Ushijima: Please excuse me, I need to make a call to France. Reporter: Miya-san, can you confirm the origins of Miya Atsumu-senshu's baby? Osamu: Huh? Tsumu has a baby? Unfortunately, the only person who could calmly explain the situation, Kita Shinsuke, is not known to the press.



































