So close to perfection

Kubernetes is all fun and games until Kubelet starts to throw a hissy fit. My whole Sunday was spent chasing down failing pods left and right

I will be doing a webinar tomorrow how you can use graph theory to explore abstract syntax trees!

Published my post to our Engineering Blog at @SlackHQ with a deep-dive in how we built an eventually-consistent data model to predict Slack Connect invites! slack.engineering/email-clas…

My poor computer running the HHVM test suite

Been playing Whac-A-Mole with #MyPy type errors all day long

For a second I thought something was broken but Mr. Robot was trolling me with their episodes titles

Me 11 years ago: year-selector up to 2020 should be sufficient!

Trying to make #CakePHP 1.3 work with #PHP 7.3 on a legacy code-base. Wow, what a journey LOL

FMTV on Kubernetes with 3 environments is eating 25% of a single core in compute overhead. Not too bad.

"Staying at home leads to deaths" ~ @realDonaldTrump :facepalm: Can't believe our president has the IQ of a banana.

"Failed to apply default image tag "app-backend:4.5644851e+07": couldn't parse" I use git sha's for container tags, my commit happens to be 45644851. LOL Edge Case much!

I've just completed a dns01 challenge from Let's Encrypt through cert-manager on my ArgoCD managed Kubernetes cluster which used ambient permissions because I provisioned workload identity IAM bindings through Terraform. I feel like a wizard!

Spent a Saturday setting up auto-unseal on #Hashicorp Vault with Google #CloudKMS, all provisioned with #Terraform and #Ansible too. <3 Infra as Code!

It's 2018 people, why are microwaves not yet IoT devices syncing their clock to an NTP server???!???

About time I start working on that iOS app for @followmytv 🙃

#GraphQL and #TypeScript makes my developer experience so much easier! The self-documenting followmy.tv GraphQL API autocompletes and shows descriptions of entity props! <3 <3