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@lemachadito

peter, the horse is here

Joined July 2017
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scientists confirm that my body can’t tell the difference between the night before leaving for a trip and being chased by a bear ♥️
Moses (@Mozes60) profile pictureMoses
@Mozes60Nov 5
BREAKING: Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition. Researchers baffled. ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip." Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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micheal@godsb0yNov 7
“deep cleaning” my apartment by just throwing away all my belongings
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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what’s your favorite vocal stim from a toddler show? mine is when cookie monster says WHERE MR AARON? during the hide & seek song on ms rachel
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me gifting my dad the same car wash supplies every single year
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Meg (@megannn_lynne) profile pictureMeg@megannn_lynneNov 6
I love my dad with all my heart, know him better than almost anyone in the world, could deliver a days-long speech on why he’s the greatest guy in the world. Now if only I could think of one singular Christmas present to get him.
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erika (@yeeeerika) profile picture
erika@yeeeerikaNov 6
EOD now stands for end of december. that's the rule. that's the goal now.
jeremy culhane as tucker carlson on snl's weekend update

ALT jeremy culhane as tucker carlson on snl's weekend update

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when she goes to the 99 cent store 😭
Vevilo (@Vevilobts) profile pictureVevilo
@VevilobtsNov 5
My best emotional moment in Grey’s Anatomy
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this was literally one of the wittiest concert concepts ever done im not even kidding, and to think that the whole stage concept was to hint a song for her next album was genius
‎ً (@LlETOGlRLS) profile picture‎ً@LlETOGlRLSOct 30
tours won't be this good again until she comes back
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i could watch her all day omg
gay guy who "writes" (@innocencestrip) profile picturegay guy who "writes"@innocencestripNov 4
this caused the blue wave
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constantly sending this to my only work friend
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Pan (@pangrey123) profile picturePan
@pangrey123Nov 5
in order to survive work you must have a COWORKER that you can just say whatever to
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
riri ☆ (@ravenousrexia) profile pictureriri ☆@ravenousrexiaNov 4
i will never dry fast
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the sugar cookie latte is back and therefore so am i
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oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vy (@vytkfps) profile pictureVy@vytkfpsNov 4
Bought that ADHD book that's going around and literally the first page on the intro was like a gunshot to my head 😭
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sagojr (rex) (@rexie_pac) profile picturesagojr (rex)@rexie_pacNov 4
name an album where the intro immediately lets you know you're about to experience greatness.
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“dude… rly not cool :/” works on mateo 8 times out of 10
irl star catcher (@avoidalmond) profile pictureirl star catcher@avoidalmondNov 4
At a cafe where there’s a baby running around and she started screaming and her mom just went “they don’t speak baby here :/ ur not the vibe” (it worked)
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simon cowell really changed the trajectory of his whole life bc he saw the vision
May🌻🧚🏼‍♀️🫧 (@maydaisiesbloom) profile pictureMay🌻🧚🏼‍♀️🫧@maydaisiesbloomNov 5
The butterfly effect of all butterfly effects
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it must feel so good to be a toddler at bedtime right after a warm bath fresh & clean, smell good lotion on, hair combed back, cozy jammies on, a paci in each hand, warm milk, all while someone you love holds you & rocks you to sleep 😌
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this genuinely sounds like something that would happen to me
brooke 🐝 (@textbookvillain) profile picturebrooke 🐝@textbookvillainNov 5
yesterday the very first person to come up to me at the polls was this woman who needed help voting because she has a bandaged finger and I’m like yeah of course! did you have an accident? (just making conversation) and she goes on to say that actually in september she was doing
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i’m not sure if it’s embarrassing or impressive that i can quote this entire thing from start to finish
shelly˚˖𓍢🍸⛴️ (@derekthinker1) profile pictureshelly˚˖𓍢🍸⛴️@derekthinker1Nov 4
season finale used to mean something on grey's anatomy
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