lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex) header
lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex) profile picture

31 | go away | 🥅 | she/her

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2012
Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)Photo by lex🏒 (@leftbenchlex)
if you’re observant enough, people usually tell on themselves
83
8
235
what the olympic opening ceremony needs
1
4
696
just paid my therapy bill and then spilled my entire cup of coffee all over me 💀
117
happy fuck kim davis day
1
152
i think my favorite thing about turning 30 was getting into barefoot shoes lol
1
139
the fact that she sounds even better than the record after over a decade is crazy.
610
29,269
4,985
168,059
10,489,557
5
213
9
1,193
45,351
lex🏒 retweeted
This is what I want to see AI used for, not to create yet another social media auto replier for marketing.
Artificial intelligence detects breast cancer 5 years before it develops #MedEd #MedTwitter #SCIENCE #technology #oncology #Cancer #Diagnosis
633
179,549
955
1,130,080
20,811,431
my coworker asked if i went to the chicago pride parade this weekend and my response was “no, i decided to be gay at home” and the awkward silence that followed was deafening 😅
1
255
educating people how to love you just because you’re queer is exhausting 🫠
1
233
i need another tattoo, blasting both my knees didn’t fix me lol
3
285
They’re called deviled eggs because if you don’t like them you can go to Hell.
46
2,057
88
11,378
549,046
lex🏒 retweeted
THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING
162
317
128
4,699
520,641
Omg, this is the best marketing play I’ve seen in a long time. Molson, a beer company and partner for the PWHL, or the Professional Women’s Hockey League, decided to re-vamp the jerseys for the league to announce their partnership. They saw a problem: many of the women on the team have long hair, so while they are playing… their names are covered. Molson's solution? Put the players' names on the bottom of the jerseys and their sponsorship logo on the top. “We covered our name so hers could be seen.” To make it even better, the campaign was launched on International Women’s Day. What do you think? Because I think it’s SO GOOD.
229
2,507
311
27,437
2,152,674
Gritty is the only mascot that is at a weird level where I forget that there is a human inside that costume like what do you mean someone stops being gritty at the end of the day and goes home to their partner and potentially children
Gritty and the emotional support alligator is an absolutely insane crossover
25
981
42
13,521
763,758
i have to talk myself out of getting a dog like three times a day
212
this is how your email finds me
1
432
9
2,112
103,598
698
23,616
2,060
179,549
13,093,816
Some 🔥 from Marian Hossa’s Instagram story
1
15
1
178
5,097
“Chicago is big — not just any kind of big — I’m talking major metropolis big. I love this city. In my opinion, it’s the only other real metropolis in America.” - Anthony Bourdain. #ChicagoHistory ☑️
43
341
28
2,506
143,172
it got worse, someone stole my car 🫠
having your card number stolen is so goddamn inconvenient
368