Just a northern guy trying to make his way in the world. Music, Scunthorpe United, Speedway make it a lot more enjoyable ...........and cake, cake always helps!

Joined January 2013
Welcome to the daylight at the back of my mind...
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I had an idea a few months ago to make a #HalfManHalfBiscuit themed map of the London Underground. It's now finished and I present it here in for the first time. I'll be listing it on my shop (link in bio). I have to get them printed so please reply below if you'd be interested.
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Where do I start…First of all I would like to say a massive thank you to Tai for letting me be apart of his testimonial as he celebrates his amazing career! Secondly I would also like to thank Tai and Faye for everything they have done for me and being like older siblings to me!
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🤩 Great Britain speedway legend Tai Woffinden stages his Testimonial meeting at Northampton International Shaleway tonight. 📺 Watch live on BSN from 5.30pm. 🫶 Wishing @TWoffinden a great event! #️⃣ #britishspeedway🇬🇧
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MAKING THE DREAM COME TRUE💫 ROBERT LAMBERT IS YOUR 2026 FIM SPEEDWAY GP WORLD CHAMPION💥 #SGP #TorunSGP
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Amazing night for Robert Lambert …another British speedway world champion 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Great finish to the @SpeedwayGP season …can Lambert do it 🤞🏻
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Today’s view New players New starting 11 Same result 🤷🏻‍♂️ @SUFCOfficial Goodbye DW and thanks for memories and shithousery 👏🏻
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Replying to @its_mr_0
Ha ha I wouldn't know 😉
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I’ll be surprised if Boreham Wood don’t end up as champions. First half tactics to pack the middle and let them have possession wide, kinda worked, but offered little up front. Far better when we gave it a go. Not sure I like the dirty & awful to play against philosophy though
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Thought of the day!
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School boy error…I’ve run out of coffee and I’ve no sexy neighbours I can go begging for some. The adverts are a lie!! Waits patiently for Sunday opening time
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Paging any #HMHB lovers who fancy a night (24/10) in a brilliant Loughborough pub listening to yours truly covering a couple of hours worth of their classics. If you are interested, please let me know - entry is free but there is limited space upstairs. Please spread the word!
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3pts for @SUFCOfficial and a chippy tea 👌🏻
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Good solid performance. Hopefully start of a settled team and slow climb up the table. Anything out of Wednesday and will be relatively happy.
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Afternoon views …3pts please @SUFCOfficial
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👕 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔-𝟐𝟕 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐃 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓 🎶 𝙏𝙧𝙮 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪... ...𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐 𝘥𝘰! #UTI #IRON
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Half Man Half Biscuit ticket purchased. Stepping out my comfort zone, but life is too short to not do the things that make you happy!
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Nice day at the office
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