@leeoruh

my nanny kid calls me Leelora so that's my name now

 Chicago, IL
Joined January 2016
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IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE Science is hard Dark Brandon is President Love is only for the gays now No human can truly be free as long as they continue to pilot their ever-decaying meat suit Taylor Swift is just ok Cheese is everything
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Rep. Eric Swalwell
@RepSwalwell28 Feb 2025
Absolute admiration for President Zelenskyy. The guy has balls. He went into the Oval Office and stood up to Russia’s best negotiators.
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"why would anyone want to see a movie about Barbie?" I dunno Susan, the 1983423 Transformer movies were wildly popular, no one questioned that, and the only difference is those were dolls for boys not like Barbie has been the most popular doll on earth for 50 years or anything
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my bad - the other notable difference is Michael Bay is one of the worst film directors I can think of and Greta Gerwig rules
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Wild that the Russian government is the second implosion of billionaires to capture the news cycle this week
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dogs rule dogs drool these concepts are not mutually exclusive but complementary
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broke: parasocial relationship with John Mulaney woke: parasocial relationship with Petunia run free, little French goblin. there is a new printing press for you at the end of the rainbow bridge.
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immunity lecture thoughts: Auntie Jen would be a great drag name
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CONSIDER: if you are accelerating to 35mph between stop signs on a residential street, the person attempting to turn from their alley onto said street is not the asshole and was actually not unreasonable to merge in front of you when you were supposed to have been driving 0mph
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Chuck Tingle@ChuckTingle30 Mar 2023
jorbin peterman (pumped up after making his own bed) sits across from you wearing suit lined with 1000 faces of elno mork. he pulls a slab of raw meat out of the bucket next to him and takes a bite, tears streaming down his face: 'what? too scared to debate me, an INTELLECTUAL?'
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✶ ✶ ✶ ✶@chi_urbanist24 Mar 2023
If your dog’s name is Wrigley then your opinion is automatically discarded
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pole dancers in heel technique class
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LeVar Purrton is a top tier cat name
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at the age where switching my nose stud for a hoop is peak "spicing things up" send help
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money doesn't "buy happiness" but it sure does remove a lot of day-to-day obstacles that cause unhappiness so if you could stop saying this to people who are financially stressed
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me, inventing new ways to misuse chairs
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memorizing pharmacology content like Dexter the Meth Orphan will KILL your cough (Dexter), IS habit forming (meth), and DEPRESSES your central nervous system (being orphaned is depressing) #dextromethorphan #hashtagsillneveruseagain #nursingschool
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the song: literally called "unholy" the xtian right: this song isn't holy 😠
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sorry I guess didn't realize GRAMMY stood for G-sus Rules, Amen, MISTER MESSIAH YES I thought we were just here to look at sparkly people and listen to some popular music
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what they won't tell you is ~$200k of that is just berries
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I'm a surrogate child, and I have a cousin who has been mad for the last three decades that I exist because I wasn't created in GOD'S NATURAL WAY and that is one of those things that I really don't have much control over, so... bye ig
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