Rubs feet for money. Need more dogs. I live by the sea now and I am fecking cock-a-hoop about it. Don't be a dick. She/her.
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If you are paying a solicitor and need advice from a tv phone in, find a new solicitor.
#ThisMorning
A woman on @PlaceintheSunTV wanted a cave house.
Showed her a cave house.
Did she like the cave house?
No. It was a bit "cave heavy."
These presenters have the patience of a saint.
#aplaceinthesun #telly #SundayThought
Not sure bigging up Elon Musk and fast fashion is the flex he thinks it is.
#thismorning
This is not very good. It's a bit over complicated. And not in a good way, like 3-2-1.
#chasearoundtheworld
Hear me out. Velcro shirts. If you trail someone and end up holding the shirt, yellow card.
France wouldn't have a shirt left on their backs after that.
#Worldcup #france
#FootballFever #football #paraquay
Can Karishma not stick with her original oil?
Grey doesn't scream buy me. #TheApprentice
First, what a lovely family.
Second. "I'm Dilly. I've sorted a warehouse and now I'm sorting all the storage in an entire house.
"I'm Euan. I'm going to show you how to clean a patio with a lemon peel. Might do a mural." #sortyourlifeout
"So we can leave you to sort out the In Memorium section?"
"No worries. I'm all over it."
"And sort the host for that part?"
"Sure,sure, why not."
"You want us to check it before it goes out?"
"Dude, stop. It's impossible to feck up a tribute to the recently deceased." #Brits2026
I'm surprised they aren't just bleeping out the songs at this point. #Brits2026
Oh well, if I must.
#themaskedsinger
£5 per canapé??? Jesus, Irish mamies at wakes could be cleaning up.
#TheApprentice
These clues would give 3-2-1 a run for their money.
Excuse me for not knowing Ben Fogles birth post code.
#TheMaskedSinger
#themaskedsingeruk