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hoffguy

@leehoffguy

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Joined February 2012
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sex is cool and all but nothing feels better than triple multi-ball on black knight and you get all three in the upper playfield and are just nailing targets like crazy
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when someone accepts my ebay bid they are falling into my trap. when someone rejects my ebay bid they are allowing me to let go of what is not for me so that I may step into who I will become
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I love living alone ! I grow more eccentric and evil every passing day!
A.K.A (@kayzywizzzy) profile pictureA.K.A
@kayzywizzzy10 Feb 2025
Guys do not skip the phase of living alone, Amazing experience
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the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers
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Better a cig than a fascist
HOW MANY CIGARETTES???? (@CIGARETTEMOVIES) profile pictureHOW MANY CIGARETTES????@CIGARETTEMOVIES31 Jan 2025
Porco Rosso (1992) - 1:26:02 Dir. Hayao Miyazaki 🚬 x 33, or one cigarette every 2.85 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ howmanycigarettes.com/porco-…
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erika@yeeeerika24 Jan 2025
(saddest i’ve ever been): hahaha
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We've all got that one homie who's bioluminescent
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WOODY ALLEN IT SHOULDVE BEEN YOU
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Big Mood
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I have a sort of terror deep down in my bone marrow at Mr. Beast and his whole deal. A creature born through the pure logic of hyper-stimulation, an aptly satanic name, as if the Book of Revelation was mocking us, hollow and severe as a tornado, entertainment for the apocalypse
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Pomodoro ✞ 🇮🇩 (@FawcettKid) profile picturePomodoro ✞ 🇮🇩@FawcettKid31 Dec 2024
Update: it tastes bad. I'm throwing the can out
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they won't believe what I've been working on instead of the Balatro update
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all these fonts and still I feel nothing
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Updated version. Keep an eye out. Coming soon
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Bloc Party
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こりゃすごい
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least favorite thing is people replying to a question with “i pasted it into chat gpt and this is what it said.” what kind of self conception would result in you thinking your value-add is to intermediate between me and a website i could use in 2 clicks if i wanted to
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this is a lot of y’all 😂🤣🧌
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