At work probably!
Joined February 2011
To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…
752
7,685
1,103
60,282
Replying to @chris_kammy
@chris_kammy you gave us 1 of the funniest moments I have ever seen on the telly. I’ve seen the interview with Steven Bartlett and you are no fraud. You are a brave and very funny man to loads who admire you 👍🏼
10
73
10
975
– at Como, Lombardy
92
434
63
3,659
Lee Eldred retweeted
. @BorisJohnson bunch of snakes waitin at ur place babe, come 2 mine got a bottle of sauvvy on ice xoxox
232
1,532
84
36,016
But of grammatical fun on Facebook tonight. Fighting fire with pedantry.
647
406
75
20,225
Lee Eldred retweeted
Neil Warnock has retired from management after a career spanning over 5 decades. There will never be another one like him. Enjoy retirement Neil 👏 @sportbible
434
3,400
630
25,232
A love of the game, and the picture opportunities it presents, gave @leeeldred​ plenty of scope for a candid fly on the wall photo gallery that provides a snap shot of life among fellow fans. lowerblock.com/articles/lee-… #football #footballfans #photography #euros #qpr #englandfans
Said a never was.
335
429
53
18,757
Lee Eldred retweeted
174
1,150
222
11,218
Unfortunately, as Adele’s video was clearly filmed within the confines of Doncaster metropolitan borough, she will be issued with a fixed penalty notice for littering immediately. Despite repeated requests, we will not be going easy on her. @adele #EasyOnMe
60
385
156
2,418
Great news the the Chelsea Pensioners are getting vaccinated but what about the pearly kings and queens?
2
1
7
Bloke I went to school with, on Facebook, is saying he’ll never take a vaccine because he “doesn’t know what’s in it”, which is a bit weird because I distinctly remember him putting a tab of LSD under his eyelid in R.E. once.
517
3,804
567
69,975
Look, you might all know about this; but I drove past it again today and I think @QPR renaming their entire stadium in honour of a 15 Year old London kid who died in a knife attack is pretty righteous and doesn’t get the recognition it deserves.
211
1,942
152
22,191
New Little Mix single, ‘Parking Sensors Are For Pussies’, to be released on 23 October
11
90
2
795
The world is divided in two: Those who got a Mr Frosty. And those who still harbour deep rooted anger towards their parents.
157
266
87
3,011