Guitar nerd and yeller from way back. I play in @thecutaways_, used to play in @greyface__, @ArmyofChamps, @headachesband

Brisbane, Australia
Joined August 2009
Ok this may be pedantic: “new” MS Teams roll out this morning and the green tick to indicate someone is available has changed hue and is now different to all other green ticks across Windows…why must you play with us like this @MicrosoftTeams !?!
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Stoked. My trusty ⁦@Crumpler⁩ Zero Border wheels gave out this week. They no longer sell replacements, but $27 Amazon wheels (for 4!) and a bit of tinkering and the bag’s ready to give me years of extra use! Good as new!!
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The incompetency of @auspost will never cease to amaze me. Any recent parcel I’ve had delivered has had an issue. WFH with front door open & just get carded most of the time. I understand the posties are overworked, but when I pay for postage I want it to get to my house, not PO!
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It’s actually a real problem for small businesses cause I order from them and it takes over two weeks for things to arrive but when I order from Amazon it’s here the same or next day! It’s easy to see why people use companies like Amazon more and more.
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Fantastic Apple added functionality in the new watchOS. Shame the watch doesn’t last a day anymore 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Just asked a millennial to “show someone the ropes”…she thought I was making a Pirates of the Caribbean reference
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Work laptops updated to Win11 - anyone know how to fix the terrible window snapping?! Driving me mad!!!
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How was that a hand ball?! Rough call
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X is a terrible name. I would have gone with something like David. And all tweets would be called Daves.
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You serious @hipcamp? Featured property in email “Not currently accepting bookings on Hipcamp”
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Fantastic: child care supposed to be cheaper from 1st July: ours increased for both kids. Thanks heaps eh
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That new @jeffrosenstock song…No Doubt it’s a ripper. Ooof
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Can’t stop watching.. 😅
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This is just so huge for me personally, I can barely put it into words how stoked I am.
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The perfect driving instructor name doesn’t exi-
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Buckingham Palace has also confirmed that King Charles’s coronation will feature fragments from Santa Clause’s original sleigh
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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while u sleep *next morning* iPhone: I couldn’t do it bro. just didn’t feel right. vibe was off
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