event management, striving to be the 6th spice girl, looking for a rainbow in every storm loving the country life in the middle of no-where. Pipe Ridware.
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Had a bloody lovely day
Family
Granddaughter (no pics allowed)
Cant stop smiling
Just sat down with a large vino!!!
Went to the fridge this morning to find a bottle of washing up liquid in the door with the milk
Yep
I’ve finally gone mad
For my 50th (2018) Hubster took me to see Pete Tong at the o2 at my request
I absolutely loved it
He is gigging next summer at our local forest
And husbter cant think of owt worse
Anyone wanna go !?! 😂
Can that advert that has the ring doorbell ringing
JUST FRIKKIN STOP
Cos evertime i hear it
I think someone is at the goddam door !!!
No one cares
She was her usual over the top
self
Harry and Meghan ready for first joint appearance since return to UK
itv.com/news/2026-10-15/harr…
Bloke’s a fuckin idiot!
Sam Smith has set the internet ABLAZE by revealing he is DEMIGENDERVOID meaning he is now gendervoid but mixed with one or more other genders.
Sam explained: ‘People use the bowl-and-soup method. Most have soup in their pot, representing their gender. But for gendervoid the pot’s empty, there’s nothing where gender should be’ he muligatawnied
Just done an hour of zumba
Sweated in places i didnt even know i could sweat
Just clocked myself in the mirror as i walked back in the door
Hedge backwards springs to mind 😂😂😂😂
Week 2 of Tesco delivery
Need to check sizes
Ordered what i thought was a big fuck off bag o crisps
Was like one full of air and 3 actual crisps
😂😂😂
Got up in the night for a pee
And some mother fuckin psychopath
Had put the loo seat cover down
I hadnt
He denied it. Which to be fair is believable cos he dont put it down!
So
Which psychopath actually did!?!
Lunch out at The Swan (with 2 necks) and now chillaxing while the footy is on
Meeting pals later at the local (shithole 😂)
Then smashed the funny bone bit on my elbow, which, incidentally, is far from funny getting into the shower
Knocked me right sick
🤦🏻♀️
Started the day telling the kitchen drawer to fuck off
After the 3rd time my dressing gown pocket got caught on the goddam handle 😂😂😂
Well done whoever master minded the rumour Meghan “nobody” may be in The Gentleman
Never heard of it up til that point
So gave it a google &
just finished Season 1
& about to start Season 2
Would never have bothered if she’dve been in it
Give the PR team a payrise!
We live in a lane in middle of nowhere
So when a couple of cars pull up and theyre having a dispute
Yep
I will hang out the window
And tell em to fuck off down the lane and away from
my window!
Hubster reckons he saw a badger in our garden this arvo
Could that be a possibility!?!
Christ on a bike
We have foxes
We have hedgehogs
We have squirrels
We have cats (ours and others!)
We have rabbits
Dont think the cat could drag a badger in surely!?!