Professional software security salesman and amateur bike racer (not in that order)

England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
#sofaselfie winners are... - Rushna & Ayaan win Nando’s voucher - @currydesign1 wins @buzzard_valley vineyard tour - Griff @YvonneTill26 of @Henwood_Court wins Scrubbit carpet treatment - @JudithHutch of @arkmediaprods wins a Tee Pee Party @AlexandraRozsa kudos on your video!
My current bedside table reading pile (volume 1 for reference) @cycling_podcast @FelicityCloake
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My “good” friend of the podcast book arrived this morning. Interested in the logistics of @friebos @lionelbirnie & @richardmoore73 all being in the same place to sign it? #stillwaitingtohearmyname @cycling_podcast
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Ricky Gervais held absolutely. nothing. back. in his 5th and ‘final’ #GoldenGlobes monologue
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Can all cyclists sign this petition to deny @mathieuvdpoel @WoutvanAert and @EvenepoelRemco access to the roadraces for the following 4 years. Thank you
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A2. Buy in from IT executives. Without it, trust based on the corporate network will persist alongside the #databreaches & frustrating UX associated with this outdated mode of thinking about security. #Identiverse (1/2)
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Very disappointing for him but it’s very hard to stop on exactly one hour!!!
Replying to @ukcyclingexpert
In the end he overshot by 10 sec unfortunately, but coaches still pleased!
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Big shout out to everyone making #YMCASleepEasy possible next Fri @scgracechurch for keeping us dry, @resonatedrums & @ArthurTerrySch for keeping us entertained, @BallyBhogal1 for keeping us warm and @RamadaSuttCold & @NandosUK for feeding us #communitymatters #CharityTuesday
I’ve made it! Twitter humour validated by @lionelbirnie
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The identity industry is starting to shine in the public spotlight. @okta announces they've hit 100M registered users. ONE of my personal customers has over 250MM - it's an exciting time! @pingidentity cnbc.com/video/2019/01/24/ok…
BREAKING NEWS: Sir Brailsford has forgotten to renew his subscription with Sky!! It means that not only is it the end of Team Sky Pro Cycling Team but he’ll also miss the new series of Game of Thrones! In the search for new sponsors he insists a bad deal is better than no deal!
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#manonamission update: Gez has reached Mere Green so is just 2 miles from arriving home to Sutton Coldfield 🥇 Absolutely amazing pace! #speedwalking #inspirational #YMCA If you’ve been inspired by Gez’s story, please please donate 🙏#homelesstowholeagain
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#homelesstowholeagain LATEST UPDATE Our #manonamission Gez is 15 miles down and has arrived to a warm welcome @YMCADerbyshire Please retweet and help him to raise 5k to repay the #YMCA for giving him his life back uk.virginmoneygiving.com/Gez… – at Birmingham, England
And he’s off! Gez is walking 50 miles over the next 2 days to raise £5k for the YMCA. He left @NottsYMCA at 8.30am, it’s raining but he’s still smiling! #GoGez #Manonamission @nickhorner @BhamLocalTV Please sponsor if you can uk.virginmoneygiving.com/Gez… – at Birmingham, England
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