Wanna steal competitors’ followers on LinkedIn? - go to ur profile - click on connections (500+) - select all filters - select 2nd - select followers of - enter name of connection whose followers u wanna steal - click show all results There’s your list 👌🏻 RT if useful 😘 – at North West, England

Hey @AbbySchenone Why are you stealing my LinkedIn content and all my photos and posting them on here pretending to be me? INCLUDING PHOTOS OF MY SON? Can people please report this twisted individual?

All that she wants is Ahmed's Sherbaby... (but pls no)

Flying to Africa tomorrow to climb Kilimanjaro. See you when I'm back. Assuming I survive.

Did I hand write and send 400 branded Christmas cards to my members across the world? Yes. Did I also fill them with pink glitter so they got a sparkly explosion opening them? Also yes.

LinkedIn is down and it's very bad timing as I have a bunch of crap I'm trying to catch up on! Is it down for anyone else?

Create a custom LinkedIn feed of ideal clients ➡️put your cursor in your search bar ➡️hit enter ➡️posts ➡️all filters ➡️latest ➡️past 24 hours ➡️author industry ➡️add industry of ideal clients ➡️show results ➡️bookmark page URL A whole newsfeed of posts from ideal clients only

My paid membership community sailed past 400 members today, and I’ve ticked off 3 new countries we have members in. 📌 Malaysia 📌 Greece 📌 Kenya Slowly taking over the world 😍 – at North West, England

It’s always: - Female business owner - Female entrepreneur - Female CEO And never - Female cult leader 🤔 – at North West, England

As seen on my drive home today Marvellous

They said I could be anything, so I became my nan’s teapot. #SquidGame

I always thought I was quite a weird person, until I scrolled through TikTok live streams. 😳

Wisdom from my 8yo “Mummy, did you know on Black Friday black people get 10% off everything in the shops?” “Where did you learn that?” “My friend in class. He’s black so he knows” 😂 – at North West, England

My business membership community opens again on Friday to 100 new members. We have 500 on the waiting list. Gonna be a busy day! 🫠 – at North West, England

All the random junk in my head is going on tiktok now. I’m getting brave/stupid. – at North West, England

Abandoned Twitter cos my new hyper focus is TikTok. Soz

Random man: Smile, darlin’ Me: I just came from a funeral. Him: Oh, I’m sorry. Me: Don’t be. I killed them. Him: 😟 Me: Smile, darlin’ – at North West, England

It’s not Christmas without my festive aubergine. And yes, my tree is up. You’re not my real dad.

If people could stop spamming my Twitter DMs with offers to teach me how to make money on Twitter, that would be great. I’m just here to piss about mate, I need one social platform I don’t have to take seriously. Let a girl live. – at North West, England

Is there any better feeling than getting to inbox zero on a Monday?

Ps the ADHD won cos I ordered 400 cards and I’m about 60 done so far 🥹 – at North West, England