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San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2008
When someone offers to bring fruit to your potluck and shows up with this...you cut them out of your life – at Allen, TX
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when i pull up to mcdonald’s before 10:30 am
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WHEN HE SHAG ME GOOD I TAKE HIS ARSE FOR BEANS N TOAST
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This is insane. Even if collective punishment or a whole population made sense, which it doesn't, the Gazans already tried to fight Hamas and lost. Where were they supposed to even get weapons to resist an army supplied and trained by Iran???
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BREAKING: Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, has died at 90. nbcnews.app.link/EuRR4KCmuDb
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Paul Mescal upcoming projects 🎥 • ‘FOE’ with Saoirse Ronan - dir. Garth Davis • ‘ALL OF US STRANGERS’ with Andrew Scott - dir. Andrew Haigh • ‘GLADIATOR 2’ with Denzel Washington and Pedro Pascal - dir. Ridley Scott • ‘MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG’ - dir. Richard Linklater • ‘HAMNET’ with Jessie Buckley - dir. Chloé Zhao • ‘THE HISTORY OF SOUND’ with Josh O’Connor - dir. Oliver Hermanus • ‘THE END OF GETTING LOST’ with Margaret Qualley - dir. Deniz Gamze Ergüven • ‘A SPY BY NATURE’ - dir. Kevin Macdonald
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This was the most insane stage of the pandemic.
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Michael Oher, who was the subject of ‘THE BLIND SIDE,’ has filed a lawsuit alleging that he was never adopted by Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy, but was instead tricked into a conservatorship that gave them control over his money and businesses. The lawsuit also alleges that the Tuohys used their power as conservators to strike a deal that paid them and their two birth children millions of dollars in royalties from the Oscar-winning film that earned more than $300 million, while Oher got nothing for his own story. (espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/3819…)
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husband hunts for startup returns while wife gathers faang RSUs
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Its ok if you have been lazy bc it is very hot outside. Hot makes sleepy. And you’re just a person. So you’re gonna be sleepy. It’s not bc you’re bad…. You’re good. And pretty
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This is Carlos Pena. Last year, a SWAT team threw more than 30 grenades into his printing shop, destroying almost everything. Carlos was not suspected of a crime. Then, the city left him with the bill. He can no longer make a steady living. He's not the first victim. A thread.
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Apologies in advance for not explaining this in any way, but here are the daily standard deviations for Antarctic sea ice extent for every day, 1989-2023, based on the 1991-2020 mean. Each blue line represents the SD's for a full year. Lighter is more recent. 2023 is in red.
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this week ten years ago, paula deen was dropped by more than a dozen companies after admitting to using the n-word and asking black employees to dress up as slaves:
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These days, we hear a lot about “the new normal” and “the new abnormal.” But warming and extreme weather are not pulling us through a simple paradigm shift. It’s better described as the end of normal—never normal again. nytimes.com/2023/07/12/opini…
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Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett are nominated for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series at the 75th Emmys for THE LAST OF US.
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girl dinner
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The fact that Instant Pot is already being framed as a corporate cautionary tale—the company that went bankrupt bc they made a product so durable & versatile that its customers had little need to buy another one—instead of as a critique of capitalism is deeply, deeply depressing.
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Huge news: SF institution Anchor Brewing is shutting down sfchronicle.com/food/wine/ar…
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This case reveals what many of us suspected but haven't seen confirmed in so many words: the public health imperative of controlling a pandemic by making employers liable for some of that control is, and always must be, secondary to capitalist profit ko-fi.com/post/On-covid-Cali…
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