Corporate Creative Dropout. I run The Bemused Studio now. Sour Beer. Design. Peloton. Those kinda things. I don't do Doritos or ketchup.

Chicago
Joined March 2009
Gonna tell my kids this is called “errands”
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Cardi’s former history teacher dragging the girls on Facebook. 😭
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JUST IN: @BarackObama on decision to end DACA: "To target these young people is wrong...It is self-defeating...And it is cruel."
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Can we all agree the new @donaldglover is the old @MacyGraysLife? But like, right?
Ulta Beauty is the rare retailer growing sales and traffic bloom.bg/2mbNehE via @Bfly
I didn't think it was possible, but after this Super Bowl, and after this election... Dear god Corrine is gonna win The Bachelor isn't she
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It's getting real misty in here guys. #ObamaFarewell
Jennifer Aniston reading about brangelina this morning...
When your mom discovers she can zoom on instagram but realizes she can't read the caption bc the font is now 6pt.
Hey @ChipotleTweets how bout some deals that childless adults can take advantage of? Free kids meals? Free drinks for students? #whataboutme
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Drake brought out fucking Eminem
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LaCroix crazy: Chicago's tech employees addicted to fizzy beverage fw.to/sKsUvIV Sounds about right...
When you've had @creativecloud on your personal computer for over a year and finally get it on your work computer...
Of course I'm watching the #FinalFive 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅dominate the floor! 😉#Rio2016 #TeamUSA
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There's not enough wine in my glass for this circus. #RNCinCLE