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Crazy. Psycho. Deranged. Poppinโ€™ these Pills sniffinโ€™ Cocaine

Joined May 2019
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I donโ€™t know why everybody is so gung ho about this carnival diet. Iโ€™ve been eating this for a month and I feel like Iโ€™m gonna die
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Your honor my client was just cranky because it was past his bedtime
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(Patrick Bateman voice) I have to kill myself
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Who up pushing they boulder
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I feel so fertile and angry for no reason
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Least drunk Irish man
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Replying to @D5iveGG
โ€œBig braโ€ dat nigga aint got no dog in em
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I keep em on me
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I like being bossed around by chicks for some reason
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hey beautiful i missed u
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If U Got A Cricket Phone I Don't Wan't Da Pwussy!!!!!!
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Iโ€™m always frank & earnest with women. In New York, Iโ€™m Frank. In Chicago, Iโ€™m Earnest!
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I saw a dog today that looked like it had a human trapped inside of it
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i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa
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Oomf ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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>Me: (body pulsing with nootropics, fentanyl & gas fumes) IT IS BY WILL ALONE THAT I SET MY MIND IN MOTION >You: (slightly buzzed off of mimosas) I think Iโ€™ll go see wreck it Ralph 2
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Cat hitting girl while she does her makeup itzy loco
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i pray every night that this girl dies
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whatever
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I had to
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