townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
I donโt know why everybody is so gung ho about this carnival diet. Iโve been eating this for a month and I feel like Iโm gonna die
townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
Your honor my client was just cranky because it was past his bedtime
townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
Replying to @D5iveGG
โBig braโ dat nigga aint got no dog in em
townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
I like being bossed around by chicks for some reason
townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
If U Got A Cricket Phone I Don't Wan't Da Pwussy!!!!!!
townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
Iโm always frank & earnest with women. In New York, Iโm Frank. In Chicago, Iโm Earnest!
townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
I saw a dog today that looked like it had a human trapped inside of it
townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
>Me: (body pulsing with nootropics, fentanyl & gas fumes) IT IS BY WILL ALONE THAT I SET MY MIND IN MOTION
>You: (slightly buzzed off of mimosas) I think Iโll go see wreck it Ralph 2
townes van zandter ๐๐ (real dogman) retweeted
Cat hitting girl while she does her makeup itzy loco

























