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Just a little crop farmer in Cherokee County. Im 411 months old #VivaLaStool

Joined December 2011
In the words of the infamous DMX
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We're shooting the ball like Along came Polly. Sheesh #LETITRAIN!
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Not everyone has giant bear mitts like you either. How you expect me to hold a big gulp with one hand? Id have to drink it with two hands like this. Please don't make me drink like this Isaiah. It looks extremely inconvenient
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Replying to @tneums2385
@tneums2385 when ya gonna cheer for good teams?
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days since last accident: 0 for those asking what the heck happened, here we go…
Big birthday shout out to this master angler! @JeremyZimmer2
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