@layloserr

#1 chango lover

 she/her/ella
Joined October 2019
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i think i was an orangutan in every past life this is my first time being human clearly
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Curious George when the Man with the Yellow Hat brings him a banana:
jules (julian)@clarkslexOct 15
YEAH? weregonnabethenumberoneshowontv OOOOOO ooo ooo ooo ooo
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Me after papa spontaneously left town and put me in charge of the pizzeria
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emo ryan gosling@soobmadOct 15
"one like isn't a lot" imagine one pizza in the oven
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The Domino’s online tracker 4 minutes after you put your order in:
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scaring the hoes (beautiful man of my dreams) by being too nonchalant (overly going)
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Just put a pizza in the oven
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Lil Nissan Jessica@AdnarchivesOct 11
I suck at sexting I be like Hi
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eleni@ele__giacOct 9
“Your husband is being charged with the rap…”
Tina@Tina_HokwanaOct 7
Your husband is being charged with the rape of an 18 year old and the sexual grooming involving a 16 year old. He has denied the rape and claims it was consensual. There are damning sexual text messages with the 16 year old where your husband is alleged to have requested masturbation videos. As the wife, are you submitting an affidavit in court in support of him being granted bail?
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.@hcrrorbitesOct 10
pls don’t flirt with me i am a terrible woman who will obsess over you in an extremely unhealthy way
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genuinely idk who i tweeted this about. there’s something seriously wrong with me..
layla🙉@layloserrJun 12
I MISS MY HONEYBEE IM SO SICK
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tess@MyGirlLexAProSep 30
Bought the resident evil popcorn bucket for 40 after amcs dumbass expensive ass shipping #Whatever #ImCattle
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i love my small franchise cinema bc they don’t have ads. going to cinemark is literal hell.
alan b.@inceptstellarSep 29
wdym they don't have ads??
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Nath@Jun2theH0eSep 22
Top 3 lugares donde hablo sola: 1. Letterboxd 2. Mi casa 3. X
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cee@1ovesickkkSep 21
when someone lets me down and it triggers my hyper-independence and the belief that i dont need anybody in my life
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i have been nothing but obsessive and possessive and unhealthily towards you and this is how you treat me
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took the stairs today and thought wow this is just like in resident evil
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this is like when lorelai gets mad at luke that jess crashed the car
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people really leave and come into your life when you need it most and it’s so crazy how things align that way
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*:･ﾟ@Bluewerks_Sep 20
love when you realize that he’s literally just some guy
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Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking
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