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‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’. (@lawtends) profile picture‍ ‍ β€π”±π”²π”―π”±π”©π”’β€”β€”β€π’»π‘Žπ‘π‘’.@lawtends14 Mar 2025
β € π’ˆa͟ve me π‘π‘œπ‘œπ‘˜π‘–π‘’, 𝓰o͟t you π‘π‘œπ‘œπ‘˜π‘–π‘’!
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wrestling with a pushβ€”β€”only door. he’ll pull if he wants to!
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β € my finger foods are better than your… imported cheeses. the fridge smells like cheese, man.
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars30 Aug 2025
please do so . i can’t stand having your child finger food in my kitchen .
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β € i’m not stealing. im borrowing.
α…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆ (@snarkylove) profile pictureα…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆@snarkylove29 Aug 2025
γ…€ i always knew you were a thief , miller ! γ…€
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β € OHβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”! hey, jess! whatcha… uh.. whatcha doin’ awake?
️️ ️ οΈοΈπ•¬πƒπŒπˆπ‘π€π“πˆπŽπ in π““ΝŸα΄‡ΝŸκœ±ΝŸα΄˜ΝŸα΄¬ΝŸα΄΅ΝŸα΄ΏΝŸ.. (@crowesmov) profile picture️️ ️ οΈοΈπ•¬πƒπŒπˆπ‘π€π“πˆπŽπ in π““ΝŸα΄‡ΝŸκœ±ΝŸα΄˜ΝŸα΄¬ΝŸα΄΅ΝŸα΄ΏΝŸ..@crowesmov29 Aug 2025
α…  ??? α… 
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β € …after all we’ve been through. βͺ … ❫ fine, but i’m taking my chicken fingers and fries with me.
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars29 Aug 2025
well , yes .
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β € delete that.
α…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆ (@snarkylove) profile pictureα…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆@snarkylove29 Aug 2025
γ…€ *πŸ“Έ γ…€
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β € are you KICKING me OUT, schmidt?
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars29 Aug 2025
Replying to @douchebagsjars
so . . . shoo . go . go away . leave .
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β € ???:?;!$,&?&
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars29 Aug 2025
maybe stop being a fat lazy couch potato , like you always are , and move somewhere that you won’t hear me speaking to cecelia ???
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β € we pay the same amount of rent?
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β € βͺ ignore the fact that he’s been late on his share for the last two months, and collectively owes schmidt and winston over $200. ❫
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β € βͺ swiping a $20 from the jar when nobody’s looking; he wants pizza. ❫
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β € stop being so dramatic! they’re totally fine to eat. βͺ leaving them out now, out of spite. ❫
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars29 Aug 2025
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i think i’m going to be sick . ( even heavier gagging . it’s probably best for nick just to throw the charred food out . )
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β € you think i WANTED to hear that?
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars29 Aug 2025
i wasn’t even speaking to you , you eavesdropping scoundrel .
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β € schmidt. jar.
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars29 Aug 2025
that is 100 % not jar worthy and you Know it .
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β € i forgot to take them out. sue me. and besides… they’re still edible.
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars29 Aug 2025
that is DISGRACEFUL . and to do it on my pans ? you are a disgusting maβ€”- ( * even more gagging )
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α…  temporary PINNED for JESSICA DAY … ✏️* β€” ALL THE STARS ARE CLOSER .. she / her. new girls, sitcom verses. muse &. mun are adults, MDNI. α… 
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β € πŸ‘‰πŸ«™πŸ’΅πŸ«©.
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars28 Aug 2025
Replying to @snarkylove
@snarkylove mami ? mamacita ?
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β € oh, COME ON. now you’re just being dramatic.
‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ (@douchebagsjars) profile picture‍‍ ‍‍ 𝔩adies ‍‍‍‍ love ‍‍‍‍ sc͟h͟m͟i͟d͟t .ᐟ@douchebagsjars28 Aug 2025
( * loud gagging noises )
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β € …….? no? what?
α…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆ (@snarkylove) profile pictureα…Ÿα…Ÿα…Ÿ ‍ ‍ ‍ α΅€α΄΄α΄± ‍ πŒπŽπƒπ„π‹ ‍ Λšΰ­¨ΰ­§β‹†ο½‘Λš ⋆@snarkylove28 Aug 2025
γ…€ that’s . . . ( grimaces as the smell wafts into her nose ) you’re seriously not gonna eat that ? γ…€
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