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👑Rhodesian Hydrangea🇲🇼🇯🇲👑 retweeted
Malawi's Temwa Chaŵinga becomes the first African woman to reach the Top Ten of the Ballon d'Or Rankings.
She was the Top Scorer at the WAFCON.
She emerged as the MVP in the National Women's Soccer League in USA in 2024 and 2025.
She won the NWSL Golden Boot in 2024 and 2025.
👑Rhodesian Hydrangea🇲🇼🇯🇲👑 retweeted
Everybody ain’t gonna believe in your vision. That’s why it’s YOUR vision.
👑Rhodesian Hydrangea🇲🇼🇯🇲👑 retweeted
Men.
Early 1900s: Must marry a virgin. Good family, good morals, feminine, knows how to run a home.
1950s: Must marry a respectable woman. Virgin preferred, low body count at least.
Late 1990s: Can marry her even if she's not a virgin.
2000s: It's OK to marry a single mom.
2010s: It's OK to marry a single mom of 2 with 2 different baby daddies and a past.
2020s: It's OK to marry her even if she's on OnlyFans, has a roster, hates men, and says "my past doesn't matter."
WOMEN:
Early 1900s:* Must marry a man who's financially stable to take care of her & her kids.
Late 1990s: Must marry a man who's financially stable to take care of her & her kids.
2000s: Must marry a man who's financially stable to take care of her & her kids.
2010s: Must marry a man who's financially stable, 6ft+, 6 figures, to take care of her & her kids from another man.
2020s: Must marry a man who's financially stable, 6ft+, 6 figures, with a house, no trauma, no kids of his own, who will take
care of her, her kids, her debt, her past, and still be told he's not enough.
Moral: men are the problem.
👑Rhodesian Hydrangea🇲🇼🇯🇲👑 retweeted
HABITS THAT DEFINE A TYPICAL AFRICAN:
1. Urinating behind the house.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall
3. Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a secret bedroom where noone enters.
5. When you become old you are suspected to be a witch.
6. When you take a bath, they will ask you if you are going somewhere.
7. Keeping some untensils aside specifically for visitors.
8. Counting pieces of meat to ensure they are served equally.
9. No natural death occurs in Africa.Your enemy is always the cause.
10. Counting money after withdrawing from the ATM.
11. Marrying a beautiful lady is equated to marrying a prostitute.
12. Removing shoes when walking in the mud and entering the house.
13. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are reserved for the husband e.g. gizzard.
14. Buying new clothes when there is a festival.
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger to test whether it is working despite the previous user having used the same microphone.
16. Sweeping the whole compound even when some parts are not dirty.
17. Looking left and right when crossing one way road.
18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after drinking the water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair in the house for the husband.
20. Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
21. When electricity goes off, checking your neighbours if they are in dark to.
22. Turning back and touch padlock to confirm that you've looked the door well.
23. Washing the face with remaining water after tooth brushing.
24. Coughing loudly when in the pit latrine, when one is coming to use it and sack is used for a door.
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👑Rhodesian Hydrangea🇲🇼🇯🇲👑 retweeted
"Go for a woman you can afford"
TRANSLATION: Find a prostitute within your budget.
👑Rhodesian Hydrangea🇲🇼🇯🇲👑 retweeted
We're the first team to beat Arsenal 3-0 in any competition since... us, in May 2023. 😅👏
