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you can look like this and men will STILL try and hit on you because they think youre flirting, when really youre just being friendly and yapping about hockey. use ur eyes chris. thats a lesbian.
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Except the library of alexandria wasn't full of gay fanfiction so this is worse
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you ever do such a horrendous job at talking to people that mid-sentence you feel like a sniper crosshair should appear on your forehead to perform a mercy killing
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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ao3 down for a month but its ok because oda is publishing zosan fics in shonen jump
storytime last night i was laying naked in a beautiful womans bed after she fucked me silly and she said something that made me think of hudson williams. i fear theres no saving me.
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Save a horse, RIDE A CENTAUR 👀🐴🤠
Happy Halloween y’all! 🎃
#Hollanov #HeatedRivalry
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to Magic the Gathering and you financially ruin him for the rest of his life
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Currently trying this new challenge it’s called non-consensual-no-nut-november it’s where I’m forced not to fucking jerk off the entire month of November because porn is illegal in the uk and ao3 is down
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nothing will ever recreate the feeling of these two coming out in the same week
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Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
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look at our emotionally mature pervert ready to communicate his feelings before getting his back blown lovingly




































