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you can look like this and men will STILL try and hit on you because they think youre flirting, when really youre just being friendly and yapping about hockey. use ur eyes chris. thats a lesbian.
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Except the library of alexandria wasn't full of gay fanfiction so this is worse
is this what the people felt when the library of alexandria burned down
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you ever do such a horrendous job at talking to people that mid-sentence you feel like a sniper crosshair should appear on your forehead to perform a mercy killing
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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somehow this too is wei wuxian's fault
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ao3 down for a month but its ok because oda is publishing zosan fics in shonen jump
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storytime last night i was laying naked in a beautiful womans bed after she fucked me silly and she said something that made me think of hudson williams. i fear theres no saving me.
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in my defence she agreed with me. lesbians having pillow talk about hudson williams is crazy work but someones gotta do it ✊😔
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Save a horse, RIDE A CENTAUR 👀🐴🤠 Happy Halloween y’all! 🎃 #Hollanov #HeatedRivalry
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to Magic the Gathering and you financially ruin him for the rest of his life
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Currently trying this new challenge it’s called non-consensual-no-nut-november it’s where I’m forced not to fucking jerk off the entire month of November because porn is illegal in the uk and ao3 is down
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Ryan Gosling are you ready to be shipped with Connor Storrie
amando esta elección de fotos
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nothing will ever recreate the feeling of these two coming out in the same week
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Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds
a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”
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look at our emotionally mature pervert ready to communicate his feelings before getting his back blown lovingly
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still cant get over how good the korean leviticus posters are
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I legit have not been able to stop saying this
had to clip this moment from last night's Jeopardy immediately
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